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A guy, down on his luck, just lost his job and family shuffles down to the whore house. He walks in and talk to the madame and says," Im having a rough time shits fucked, I got 5 dollars and a half pack of saleman, what can you do"?
The madame talks on a phone and nods, " Room 2a".
SO he walks anxiously up the stairs and opens the door expecting a cross between a parapalegic with downsyndrome or the pussy looks like a bulldog eating out of a mayo jar, but alas he walks in. There is pretty hot whore laying on the bed spread eagle. So I walk over and say ," You ready,"....no reply. Well if no means yes, than nothing definetly means yes, so he proceeds to mount. It was tight and he really starting digging for the indian clay, but with each piledrive a yellowish snot would come out her nostrils and mouth. So the gentleman finished rather quickly and went and told a manager below. " Sir, I was fucking the chick upthere and she wasn't moving and this yellowish ooze starting coming out her orphaces."
Manager talks into a walkie talkie," Hey jasper," "ya" " Head on up to the second floow bring the shopvac and the make up bag" "Oh shit why? IS the dead girl full again"
A guy, down on his luck, just lost his job and family shuffles down to the whore house. He walks in and talk to the madame and says," Im having a rough time shits fucked, I got 5 dollars and a half pack of saleman, what can you do"?
The madame talks on a phone and nods, " Room 2a".
SO he walks anxiously up the stairs and opens the door expecting a cross between a parapalegic with downsyndrome or the pussy looks like a bulldog eating out of a mayo jar, but alas he walks in. There is pretty hot whore laying on the bed spread eagle. So I walk over and say ," You ready,"....no reply. Well if no means yes, than nothing definetly means yes, so he proceeds to mount. It was tight and he really starting digging for the indian clay, but with each piledrive a yellowish snot would come out her nostrils and mouth. So the gentleman finished rather quickly and went and told a manager below. " Sir, I was fucking the chick upthere and she wasn't moving and this yellowish ooze starting coming out her orphaces."
Manager talks into a walkie talkie," Hey jasper," "ya" " Head on up to the second floow bring the shopvac and the make up bag" "Oh shit why? IS the dead girl full again"
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