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Adult Hindi Ladka Ladki Jokes 31 October 2015

Get most funny adult Hindi jokes collection for fun. doctor: aap k kaan kise jale?? ladka: me kameez pe istari kr raha tha,tabi phone aagye,aur jaldi mai phone k jaga istari rakh deya.. doctor: phir dusre kaan kise jala.. ladka: Ambulance ko v to phone krna tha.. ladka: tumre Ghari k time thora fast hai..! ladki: kl he maine new battery lagaya hai.. *ladka aaj v i.c.u mai hai* ‪#‎जैसे__को__तैसा‬! एक बार एक डॉक्टर रात को सोया हुआ था। रात को अचानक डॉक्टर की नींद खुली उसने देखा कि उसका टॉयलेट पूरी तरह से ब्लॉक हो गया है। उसने अपनी पत्नी से कहा, "मैं अभी प्लम्बर को बुलाता हूं।" पत्नी ने पूछा, "तुम प्लम्बर को रात को तीन बजे बुलाओगे?" डॉक्टर: हाँ क्यों नहीं, मैं तो बुलाऊंगा। हम भी तो जाते हैं रात को अगर कोई मरीज बीमार हो जाये। उसने प्लम्बर को फोन किया, शिकायत की और उसे रात को ही आने को कहा। प्लम्बर ने सुबह आने को कहा तो डॉक्टर ने फिर से वही बात कही, "अगर मैं रात को मरीज देखने जा सकता हूं तो तुम क्यों नहीं आ सकते?" रात को करीब 3:30 बजे प्लम्बर ...

New Married Jokes Hindi Urdu Version

Imagine if you had to get married at the age made up by last two digits of your phone number... How old would you be? I would be 39. ladka: uncle..! aapki bati se milna hai.. uncle: ya le 5 lakh aur mere bati k picha chod de., *bichara ladka to uski bati ki book wapas karne aaya tha* ya v bol na paye, eak ladka Bus mai khada tha., jab break lagi,wo ek ladki pr ja gira... ladki: Batimeez,,kya kar rahe ho..??? ladka: me Engineering aur aap?;

Naughty Urdu Hindi Jokes: Sardar Ji

#HindiUrduJokes TEACHER: Wo 3 Lafz Btao Jo School Main Sb Se Zyada Bole Jate Hain. SARDAR: Muje Nehi Pta ! TEACHER: Good.! Baith Jao. #HindiUrduJokes Techr ne Smoking k Nuqsan btany k lye 1 kira smok-jar me dala to wo mr gya. Tchr:Ap ne kia sekha? SARDAR:Smoking s pait k keray mAr Jaty hn. #HindiUrduJokes SARDAR: Aaj bahar khana khayenge. BV: Q Mery Khany Se Bor Ho Gaye Ho Kya.? SARDAR: Bus Aaj Bartan Dhonay Ka Mood Nahi...!!!

Naughty Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes In Urdu

#Jokes GIRLFriend: Me Shadi k Bad tumhare Sare dukh Baant lu gi. BOYFriend: Mgar Mujhy to Koi dukh ni ha. GIRLFriend: Me shadi ke Baad ki baat Kar rahi hun, Pagal. #Jokes BOYFriend: Ro Q rehi ho? GIRLFriend: Mere Marks kum aye hain. BOYFriend: kitne.? GIRLFriend: Sirf 91% BOYFriend: ufff, Itne mai to 3 larkay Pas ho Jatey Hain.!!

Ultimate Urdu Adult Funny Jokes: Sardar Vs Mallik

Urdu Hindi Jokes . MAALIK: Kya bat ha Srdar G 1st day 3 KM 2nd din 2 KM 3rd din 1 KM Rang kiya ha.? SARDAR: Pa G Rang da dbba v te wekho kina door reh gya a. Urdu Hindi Jokes . BV: Ma ne Ap ki Birthdy k liye itna Mehnga Suit lia hy k bus.! SHOHAR: Shukar hy mera b khyal aya, Lao Dikhao. BV: Ma abi pehen k ati hn.! Urdu Hindi Jokes . Sardar ki BV maleria se kanp rehi thi. DOCTOR: Kya hua ha isse.? SARDAR: Bemari da te pta ni, bus suba di "Vibration" te lagi hoi ay.!

Superb Sardar Ji Hindi Faadu Jokes

2 Sardar raat ko ghoom rahe the. 1st SARDAR: Bohat garmi hai yar. 2nd SARDAR: Han yar.! Agar din hota to kahin chaaon me hi beth jatey.! Don't mind here one superb adult Hindi jokes 2 Girls Bus ma Seat k liye Larh rahi thi. DRIVER: Aap mein se jo Umar Ma Bari hy wo beth jaye. Phir Dono pury rasty khamosh khari rahin.!

Cinema chale Faadu Hindi Jokes 27 October 2015

Boy-Cinema chale Girl-waha tum muje touch kroge ? Boy-No G-Mera hath pkdoge B-No, G-Mujhe kis karoge, B-No G-To apni behen k sath chale jao -