New Married Jokes Hindi Urdu Version

Imagine if you had to get married at the age made up by last two digits of your phone number...
How old would you be?
I would be 39.

ladka: uncle..! aapki bati se milna hai..
uncle: ya le 5 lakh aur mere bati k picha chod de.,
*bichara ladka to uski bati ki book wapas karne aaya tha* ya v bol na paye,

eak ladka Bus mai khada tha.,
jab break lagi,wo ek ladki pr ja gira...
ladki: Batimeez,,kya kar rahe ho..???
ladka: me Engineering aur aap?;