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The Best Hindi Non Veg Jokes Of The Week

Read some hilarious Indian jokes. We the people like to making jokes and share jokes with friend. here the collection of most faadu jokes of the week.
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Faadu Hindi Jokes

Teachers are hot water.
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Parents are mineral water.
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Enemies are salt water.
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Lovers are cold water
But
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Friends are Daaru ki bottle..
Khushi ho ya Gumm..
De sath har Dum.. 😜😜

Faadu Hindi Jokes

Boy:"Darling Humhare Pyaar Ke Baare Me Kisi Ko Kuch Mat batana
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Girl:"Teri Behan Ko To Zarur Bataongi .
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Kamini Kehti Thi Koi Kutta Hi Hoga
Jo
Tum Se Pyaar Karega.

Faadu Hindi Jokes

smart girl. :-P
Ladki Se Police Ne Poocha: TumNe 50
Aadmi Q Maare...??
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Ladki: Ji Main 60 Ki Speed Se Car Chala
Rahi Thi,
Achanak Pata Laga K Break Kaam Nahi Kar Rahi Ab Mere Ek Taraf 2 Aadmi Ja
Rahe The Or Ek Taraf Baraat Me Kisay
Maarti...??
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Police: 2 Aadmiyon Ko Maarti, TaaKi
NuQsan Kam Hota
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LARKI: Ji MeinE ne bhi ye hi KiyaTha,
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Per Ek Aadmi to niche aa gaya
aur dusra Baraat Ki Taraf Bhaaga kya
krti :(..

Faadu Hindi Jokes

1 Student, 1 Politician Or 1 Terrorist..
KasHti Me Ja Rahe The..
1 JIN Aaya Or Bola
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"Samundar Me Koi Chiz Phenko Agar Mene Dhund Li To Me Tumhe Maar Dunga Or Na Dhund Paya To Me
Tumhara Gulam"
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Politician Ne Needle Phenki JIN Ne Dhund Li Or Use Maar Diya..
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Terrorist Ne Memory Card Phenka..
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JIN Ne Dhund Lia Or Use Bhi Mar Diya..
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Student Ne Disprine ki goli Phenki..
Wo Pani Me ghul gayi..
Studnet bola:"Chal Beta ghar Chal..
Bahot assignment pade hai..:p :D :O :D
MORAL:"Dont play with Students...:p
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