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Hindi funny jokes Pappu 1st time plane me baitha . . . . Jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha, Pappu pilot ko maarne laga or bola – . . . . . Main pehle hi dara hua hu, or tu pagal stunt maar raha hai! dirty adult jokes Ek jadugr khel dikhate hue ek dibbe me band hua or dusre me nikla.ek boy dusre boy se ye koi khel he ,isase acha to mere papa karlete he sam ko apne kamre me sote he or subah bagl wali aanti k kamre se niklte he.

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes." The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?" "My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have had three husbands! Surely that cannot be." "Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk, and the next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it tomorrow. The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look. But this time, father, I'm marrying a lawyer and I'm sure I'm going to get screwed."

#JokesofTheDay A guy, down on his luck, just lost his job and family shuffles down to the whore house. He walks in and talk to the madame and says," Im having a rough time shits fucked, I got 5 dollars and a half pack of saleman, what can you do"? The madame talks on a phone and nods, " Room 2a". SO he walks anxiously up the stairs and opens the door expecting a cross between a parapalegic with downsyndrome or the pussy looks like a bulldog eating out of a mayo jar, but alas he walks in. There is pretty hot whore laying on the bed spread eagle. So I walk over and say ," You ready,"....no reply. Well if no means yes, than nothing definetly means yes, so he proceeds to mount. It was tight and he really starting digging for the indian clay, but with each piledrive a yellowish snot would come out her nostrils and mouth. So the gentleman finished rather quickly and went and told a manager below. " Sir, I was fucking the chick upthere and she wasn...

Golu - yaar tune jis ladki ko swiming pool me dubne se bachaya tha usne fasi lga k suicide kar li . Pappu - pagal hai kya, use to mene hi sukhne k liye tanga tha ===== 1 ladki ki death ke Baad Uski friend uske boyfriend ke pass gayi or boli,"Kya main uski jagah le skti hu......??" . . Superb Answer . . . BoyFrnd-"Muje koi Aitraz Nahi QABRISTAN Walo se puch lo....tongue emoticon

Read most funny Hindi jokes and faadu stories online. Ek jadugr khel dikhate hue ek dibbe me band hua or dusre me nikla.ek boy dusre boy se ye koi khel he ,isase acha to mere papa karlete he sam ko apne kamre me sote he or subah bagl wali aanti k kamre se niklte he.

America ki soch:"ham chand par pahoch gaye, Ab aage kya karna hai.. ?? China ki soch:"ham 90% Dunia ki market pe raaj kar rahe hai, Ab baaki par kese kare..?? Ham Bhartiyo ki soch:"12 baje light gayi thi to 2 baje aayi thi, Ab 4 baje gai to 6 baje aaii. matlab sala 8 baje wapas jayegi..?? . "Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani bhar le, main mera mobile charge me laga deta hu... ============== During exams.. 1 Dost Barabar likh raha hai.. . . 2nd frnd continously saying:''Kutte kuch bta de.. . . 1st frnd Reply:"Mujhe khud ghanta kuch aata hai... . . 2nd frnd ultimate reply:"Toh kya apne baap ko love letter likh raha hai.. ??....

Pappu :”I love you. Mai tumse bohot pyar karta hoon . . . Girl :”I am les*bian . . . Pappu :”Les*bian Means ??? . . . Girl :”Jise ladkiyo mei interest ho . . . Pappu :”De Taali Me Bhi Les*bian hu.. 

#Jokes #18+ #Funny Girl to Police: Aap kahan jaa rahe ho? Police: "Lathi Charge Karne". Girl: Wow! kitne mAh ki battery lagi hai isme? Police: "koi andar daalo re isko".

God Ne Ekk Ladki ki Memory Erase kr Di.... Uske Baad.... God-: Ab Btaw tmhe Kuch Yaad Hai.. smile emoticon Ladki-: No Bt I Have a Boyfriend tongue emoticon tongue emoticon God -:Ha Ha hA

Funny Hindi naughty jokes Pahli ladki:- maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main 25 saal ki nahin ho jaati main shaadi nahin karungi. Doosri ladki:-aur maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main shaadi nahin kar leti 25 ki nahin houngi. सनी लियोनी का कहना है की में अभी माँ नही बन ना चाहती,... तू नाही बने तो अच्छा है... वरना बेटा बड़ा होके ये पूछेगा की माँ में किस वीडियो से हुआ हु ?

अमेरिका के एक शहर में 2 भिखारी बैठे थे... एक के हाथ में ॐ का चिन्ह था और दूसरे के हाथ में जीसस का क्रॉस था।।। लोग वहा से निकलते थे और सब ॐ वाले भिखारी को गुस्से से देखकर क्रॉस पकड़े हुए भिखारी को डॉलर की नोट देकर आगे निकल जाते थे। कुछ घंटों बाद वहां से एक चर्च के फादर निकले और उन्होंने यह देखकर ॐ वाले भिखारी से बोला- भाई...ये क्रिस्चियन देश है, यहाँ कोई तुम हिन्दू को भीख नहीं देगा... सही में तो लोग यहाँ तुम्हे जलाने के लिए क्रॉस वाले भिखारी को ज्यादा पैसा देते जा रहे हैं... ॐ वाले भिखारी ने क्रॉस वाले भिखारी के सामने देखा और गुजराती में बोला..... .... ... .... जिग्नेशभाई.....? बोलो मनसुखभाई......! अब ये हमें सिखाएगा धंदा करना ???!!

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied: tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? Sardar: 3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar: 3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle ;->

3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai Mai apko kesa lagta hun... ?? Miss: so sweet Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap ke ghar kab bheju.. ?? Miss: wo q ?? Bacha: q ki wo hamari baat aage chalaye.. ;)) Miss: ye kya bakwas hai.. gasp emoticon unsure emoticon Baccha: . . . . . . . Tution padhane ke liye ..!! miss aap bhi na kasam se TV dekh dekh ke kharab ho gayi hain.. Hindi Jokes

LALU : "I love u" iska matlab ka hota hai? SONIA : Mai tumse pyar karti hu. LALU : Lo kar lo baat... "> Angreji me ek sawal kya puch liya, Pagli fida ho gayi humpe. :-D

Maa:"Beta Agar Meri Ankhain Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karoge.. ?? . Beta:"Maa tumhain sheher le jaunga wahan ilaaz kerwaonga.. . Maa:"Agar phir bhi theek na hui to.. ?? . Beta:"Maa main paisay kharch karunga tumhain Bahirmulk le ja kar Ilaaz karwaonga.. . Maa hass padi.. Beta:"Accha Maa agar meri Ankhain kharab ho jayen to tum kya karogi.. ?? . Maa:"Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi.. . No One is better than Mother.. Hats Off to Mother's Love.. ================================= Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola. . . Thodi daer bad ek Aadmi aaya. . Doctor ne apne aap ko busy showkarne k liye, telephone ka receiver uthaya aur appointment denay k andaz me bolne laga. . Fir phone rakne k baad... . Doctor Aadmi se: Haan bataiye kya hua? . . . Aadmi: BSNL se aaya hun, telephone activate karne k liye! :xD

Ek Ladki Dukaan Pe Gayi Aur Dukandar Se Boli. Ladki: “Ek 28 Number Ki Bra Dena” Dukandar Ne Andar Apne Ek Naukar Ko Awaj Lagayi Aur Bola Dukaandar: “Chote, Ek Baalgopal Laana” Tabhi Ek Aunty Aayi Aur Boli. Aunty: “Bhaiya, Mujhe 1 42 Number Bra Dena” Dukaandaar: “Chotu, Sath Mein Ek Jhulelaal Bhi Lete Aana“

Lady teacher: "mujhe baccho ki shakal se pata chal jata hai ki unke dimag me kya chal raha hai.. . . . . pappu : "Kamaal hai madm g, phir bhi aap apna dupatta sahi nhi kar rahi... grin emoticon. . Hahahaha

1 dafa ek budhi aurat apne bete ke sath park me baithi hui thi. paas hi ek kawwa baitha hua tha. MAA ne apne bete se kaha k"kya hai." beta bola"ye kawwa hai." MAA ne kuch der baad fir pucha k "ye kya hai." beta bola "ye kawwa hai." MAA ne fir pucha "ye kya hai." beta gusse se bola"kitni baar bataun k ye kawwa hai." MAA hansi aur boli "beta jab tu 3 saal ka tha, to yahi jagah thi aur aisa hi kawwa paas baitha hua tha. aur tu ne 40 baar pucha tha aur mai ne 40 martaba tera maatha choom ke bataya tha K ye kawwa hai. "APNI MAA SE HUMESHA PYAAR KARO AGAR YE HASTI KHO GAYI TO DOBARA NAHI MILEGI"

#HINDIJOKES #ADULT #Dirty Man: I lost my wife. Inspector: What is her height? Man: I never noticed. Inspector: Slim or healthy? Man: Not slim, can be healthy Inspector: Colour of the eyes? Man: Never noticed Inspector: Colour of hair? Man: Changes according to season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Man: I don't remember exactly. Inspector: Was somebody with her??? Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, brown eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together... And the man started crying.... Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!

Police wala apne bacche se:"Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aaj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna Sab kuchh Band.. . . Beta:"Ye 50 Rs pakro aur is baat ko yahi daba do..

##Hindi #Funny #Jokes 1st frnd: dekh maine naya mobile Liya. . . 2nd frnd: waah, chal party de, mai tujhe gift dunga. . . Shaam ko wo hotel gaye (after dinner) 2nd frnd: tumne hotel me khane ka intezaam kaise kiya....?? . . 1st frnd : kal jo naya Mobile liya tha usko Bech ke.. Teri khushi se badkar thode hi kuchh hai... . . 2nd frnd: Saale, Mujhe pata tha, tu aisa hi karega.. Maine tera becha hua mobile Us dukan se le liya tha... Le teri gift.!!! . . "Zindagi me dost nahi, Dosto me zindagi hai.. grin emoticon Hit Like*** for kaminey friends, har friend kamina hota h or jo kamina nhi hota wo dost hi nhi

Army Training k dauran 1 officer ne Santa se pucha :- Ye hath me kya hai? Santa -Sir Ye banduk h! Officer-Ye banduk nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai, Tumhari Maa hai Maa!! Then Officer to Pappu Sipahi Officer :- Tumhare hath me ye kya hai? Pappu :- sir, Ye Santa ki maa h or humari aunty hai aunty...:P:P:P