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Adult Hindi Ladka Ladki Jokes 31 October 2015

Get most funny adult Hindi jokes collection for fun. doctor: aap k kaan kise jale?? ladka: me kameez pe istari kr raha tha,tabi phone aagye,aur jaldi mai phone k jaga istari rakh deya.. doctor: phir dusre kaan kise jala.. ladka: Ambulance ko v to phone krna tha.. ladka: tumre Ghari k time thora fast hai..! ladki: kl he maine new battery lagaya hai.. *ladka aaj v i.c.u mai hai* ‪#‎जैसे__को__तैसा‬! एक बार एक डॉक्टर रात को सोया हुआ था। रात को अचानक डॉक्टर की नींद खुली उसने देखा कि उसका टॉयलेट पूरी तरह से ब्लॉक हो गया है। उसने अपनी पत्नी से कहा, "मैं अभी प्लम्बर को बुलाता हूं।" पत्नी ने पूछा, "तुम प्लम्बर को रात को तीन बजे बुलाओगे?" डॉक्टर: हाँ क्यों नहीं, मैं तो बुलाऊंगा। हम भी तो जाते हैं रात को अगर कोई मरीज बीमार हो जाये। उसने प्लम्बर को फोन किया, शिकायत की और उसे रात को ही आने को कहा। प्लम्बर ने सुबह आने को कहा तो डॉक्टर ने फिर से वही बात कही, "अगर मैं रात को मरीज देखने जा सकता हूं तो तुम क्यों नहीं आ सकते?" रात को करीब 3:30 बजे प्लम्बर ...

New Married Jokes Hindi Urdu Version

Imagine if you had to get married at the age made up by last two digits of your phone number... How old would you be? I would be 39. ladka: uncle..! aapki bati se milna hai.. uncle: ya le 5 lakh aur mere bati k picha chod de., *bichara ladka to uski bati ki book wapas karne aaya tha* ya v bol na paye, eak ladka Bus mai khada tha., jab break lagi,wo ek ladki pr ja gira... ladki: Batimeez,,kya kar rahe ho..??? ladka: me Engineering aur aap?;

Naughty Urdu Hindi Jokes: Sardar Ji

#HindiUrduJokes TEACHER: Wo 3 Lafz Btao Jo School Main Sb Se Zyada Bole Jate Hain. SARDAR: Muje Nehi Pta ! TEACHER: Good.! Baith Jao. #HindiUrduJokes Techr ne Smoking k Nuqsan btany k lye 1 kira smok-jar me dala to wo mr gya. Tchr:Ap ne kia sekha? SARDAR:Smoking s pait k keray mAr Jaty hn. #HindiUrduJokes SARDAR: Aaj bahar khana khayenge. BV: Q Mery Khany Se Bor Ho Gaye Ho Kya.? SARDAR: Bus Aaj Bartan Dhonay Ka Mood Nahi...!!!

Naughty Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes In Urdu

#Jokes GIRLFriend: Me Shadi k Bad tumhare Sare dukh Baant lu gi. BOYFriend: Mgar Mujhy to Koi dukh ni ha. GIRLFriend: Me shadi ke Baad ki baat Kar rahi hun, Pagal. #Jokes BOYFriend: Ro Q rehi ho? GIRLFriend: Mere Marks kum aye hain. BOYFriend: kitne.? GIRLFriend: Sirf 91% BOYFriend: ufff, Itne mai to 3 larkay Pas ho Jatey Hain.!!

Ultimate Urdu Adult Funny Jokes: Sardar Vs Mallik

Urdu Hindi Jokes . MAALIK: Kya bat ha Srdar G 1st day 3 KM 2nd din 2 KM 3rd din 1 KM Rang kiya ha.? SARDAR: Pa G Rang da dbba v te wekho kina door reh gya a. Urdu Hindi Jokes . BV: Ma ne Ap ki Birthdy k liye itna Mehnga Suit lia hy k bus.! SHOHAR: Shukar hy mera b khyal aya, Lao Dikhao. BV: Ma abi pehen k ati hn.! Urdu Hindi Jokes . Sardar ki BV maleria se kanp rehi thi. DOCTOR: Kya hua ha isse.? SARDAR: Bemari da te pta ni, bus suba di "Vibration" te lagi hoi ay.!

Superb Sardar Ji Hindi Faadu Jokes

2 Sardar raat ko ghoom rahe the. 1st SARDAR: Bohat garmi hai yar. 2nd SARDAR: Han yar.! Agar din hota to kahin chaaon me hi beth jatey.! Don't mind here one superb adult Hindi jokes 2 Girls Bus ma Seat k liye Larh rahi thi. DRIVER: Aap mein se jo Umar Ma Bari hy wo beth jaye. Phir Dono pury rasty khamosh khari rahin.!

Cinema chale Faadu Hindi Jokes 27 October 2015

Boy-Cinema chale Girl-waha tum muje touch kroge ? Boy-No G-Mera hath pkdoge B-No, G-Mujhe kis karoge, B-No G-To apni behen k sath chale jao -

Adult Hindi Jokes: Unsure Emotion

ladka- Maa diwali aane wali h .. iss bar baar patake iss dukaan se lunga wink emoticon Maa- haramzade, yeh patako ki dukaan nai.. girls hostel h.. unsure emoticon ladka- mjhe Kya pta unsure emoticon ek din papa apne dost se keh rahe thai ki yeha ek se ek dhansu patake h

Double Funny Alia Bhatt Faau Jokes

Alia Bhatt: Congrats! Maine Suna Teri Khud Ki Ek University Hai WOW.. Shraddha Kapoor: tongue emoticon LOL! Woh SHARDA University Hai..

Funny Hindi Jokes: Girls K Top 10 Jhooth

Girls k top 10 jhooth:- 1. i miss you. 2. i m single 3. Main pahli dafa kisi ladke k liye itna serious hui hoon 4. Mai to mammi se baat kar rahi thi 5. Tumhari aakhein....wow 6. Yaar woh ladka hi mere pichhe pada hua tha 7. Main doosre ladkiyo jaisi nahi 8. tumhari smile...... 9. Tum meri zindagi ke pahli aur aakhri ladke ho &most imp of all 10. I luv u... Sare ladke ko bhejo taki wo sawdhan rhe or sari ladkiyo ko bhejo taki wo kuch naya soche.

Ultimate Hit Jokes In Hindi Languages

Ultimate Hit Jokes!!!!!!!! ज्योतिषी : तुम्हारा नाम कविता है ? कविता : जी महाराज ज्योतिषी : प्रीत तेरे पति का नाम है ? कविता : जी जी महाराज (हाँथ जोड़ते हुए) ज्योतिषी : तेरे दो लड़के और एक लड़की है ? कविता : जी जी महराज (आश्चर्य से झुक कर प्रणाम करते हुए) ज्योतिषी : तूने कल 10 किलो चावल खरीदे है ? कविता : पैरो पर गिर कर महराज आप तो अंतरयामी हो ज्योतिषी : अगली बार कुंडली लाना राशन कार्ड नही

Boy Girl Nice Funny Chat Jokes 10 October 2015

अक्टूबर · Sad Love Story (In Sms) Girl: Hi baby.! Boy: Hi Sweety.! (Sending Failed) Girl: Are U There Or Busy.? Boy: Hey Am Here (Sending Failed) Girl: Are U Ignoring Me.? Boy: No No. (Network Problem Sending Failed) Girl: Ok Fine. Don't Talk With Me.. Gud Bye!! . Boy: jao maro... (Message Sent)

Hindi Dirty Version Jokes Messages

Messages On Dirty Hindi Jokes Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha! . . . . . Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..? . . . . . . . . . Aurat: Mera Pati kya, mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.. New Adult And Dirty Hindi Jokes ek aurat ne ek tota 3000/- mai kharida.... . Dukandar ne bataya yeh Tota pahle ek aurat ke pass tha jo Red lite area mai rahati thi... . Yeh mat kharido.... . aurat nahi mani.. Qki.. use vahi khubsurat tota Pasand tha....vo usko ghar lekar aa gayi.... . Tota :- va va naya ghar..? . aurat ko acha laga . Lekin jab usaki 2 betiya school se aayi tab . Tota :- va va nayi nayi ladkiya... . Ab aurat ko jara "tension" aaya...?? . Magar jab sham ko uska pati PRAKASH ghar aaya tab.. . Tota :-kya re "PAKYA" tu idhar bhi..!! ?? .

Delhi Girl Faadu Hindi Dirty Jokes

Delhi Girl: Pehle Jaguar lelo fir chaahe jinna marzi pyaar lelo Boyfriend: *Buys Jaguar* Delhi Girl: Chiii, Kaun sa color le liya yaar.

Just Faadu Hindi Online Jokes

Get faadu Hindi jokes #Jokes #Faadu Girl : you're talented, good looking, why don't you have any girlfriend ? Guy : i see my girlfriend in you. Girl : Aham Gachchami !! Get faadu Hindi jokes #Jokes #Faadu 1 admi ki dusre shehar me naukri lgi. Wha pahunch k usne socha ki biwi ko SmS kr du. Galti se wo SmS kisi or k pas chala gaya, Jis k pas gya wo aurat apne husband ko dafna k aai thi or SmS padthe hi behosh ho gi. SmS kuch yun tha: Main yha thik thak pahunch gya hu, Yaha mobile ki suvidha bhi hai, Tum udas mt hona, 2-3 din me tumhe b apne pas bula lunga.. Curtsy: Akshi Bhatnagar

It's Your Time Dost: Faadu Hindi Jokes

5 dost hotel me lunch karne ke baad aapas me Bill dene ke liye Discuss karne lage-Sabhi bolne lage yaar bill mai dunga.... nahi bill mai dunga.. Hotel Manager bahut khush huwa aur dil he dil me bola Waahh.....Waahh.....Aaj bhi ase dilphek dost hai... Akhir me decide huwa jo hotel ka chkkar phele lagayega wahi bill dega Hotel Manager ne siti bjaye aur wo 5 dost bhage Manager aaj bhi unke aane ka entzaar kaar raha hai Ye hai "No.1-Yaari" "Hai sab pe bhari"

Faadu Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi

Ek bar santa apne friend banta ke ghar tas khelne gaya. Santa, Banta aur banta ki Modern biwi tas khel rahe the tab santa ka 1 patta table k niche gira, santa patta uthane ke liye table ke niche jukka to Samne Banta ki biwi apni chhoti skirt me se pussy pe ungliya guma rahi thi. Ye dekh ke santa ka pashina aa gaya aur man machal utha. Table ke upar aane ke baad Banta ki biwi santa ko ishara kiya aur kirchen me pani ka bahana kar ke chal di. Uske pichhe Santa bhi pani ka bahana kar ke chala gaya..... kitchen me.. (whispering) Banta ki biwi: " kya dekha tumne?" santa: " woh jo tumne dikhya." biwi: " lena chahoge?" santa: " jarur" biwi: ' 50,000/- lagega.." Ab santa apni financial situation nahi hone se soch me pad gaya.. aur thodi der baad bola Santa: "Thick hai, kal sham ko aaunga.." dusre din sham ko shanta aaya. Aur khub Jamke Banta ki biwi ki chudai kar ke halat kharab kar di. aur 50000 deke nikal gaya.. Raat ko ...

Nalayak Principal Superb Faadu Mix Hindi Jokes

Letter to nalayak principal. Salaam saale! Ye bta kaun haramkhor paper set krta hai? kamino, students ki jaan nikal jaati hai. Uppar se kutton paper checking to aise hoti hai jaise apni maa ke maut ka badla le rha ho.. Aisa syllabus banaya hai jaise tumhare yahan to haramkhor sab topper hi janme hain. Tera baap v is paper mein pass nhi hoga. tu khud is paper mein 10 baar fail hoga. tu kabhi bahar mil saale..bataunga tujhe. teri to.. Yours faithfully, (pagal hun jo apna naam likhunga)!

The Ultimate Faadu Jokes On Lady

Ultimate Bargain! A lady calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction. Dentist: Rs 850 Ma'm. Lady: Rs 850!!! Too much! Don't you have anything cheaper? Dentist: That's the normal charge, Ma'm. Lady: What if you don't use any anesthetic..? Dentist: That's unusual, ma'm but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400 . Lady : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic..? Dentist: Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down to Rs 150. Lady: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session, like one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn..? Dentist: It'll be good for the students but quite traumatic. And I can pay you Rs 200 for it. Lady: Now you're talking..! Ok, it's a deal...! Can I confirm an appointment for my husband🙇 for tomorrow then.......

Best Faadu Hindi Jokes On Robot

Ek aadmi apne bete ke liye ek ROBOT laya, jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha. Beta: Papa aaj mai school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (Sattaak...) PAPA- Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tujhe saza mili, mai jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha. (Sattaak...) Wife: (Haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta hai. (Sattaak...)

The Hilarious English Jokes 01 October 2015

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country ... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives ... "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'.