In life, never look down on anybody,
unless you are getting a lovely view of the Cleavage!
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Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity don't screw the opportunity!
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Define contraceptive pill?
It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy.
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Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand Stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 2 inches, she was brand new.
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What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?
Skill is more important than the instrument...
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The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.
The Lord Almighty sentenced Them to : Hang Till Death !
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A football team loses their star player, Roger Dicks, due to an injury.
Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks.
The manager calls up the newspaper and objects,
So the editor changes the Headline.
It reads: Team to play with Dicks out.
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What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another Damn Woman trying to do a man's job!
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What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes?
Stay out of BED for 2 days!
unless you are getting a lovely view of the Cleavage!
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Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity don't screw the opportunity!
--------------------------
Define contraceptive pill?
It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy.
--------------------------
Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand Stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 2 inches, she was brand new.
--------------------------
What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?
Skill is more important than the instrument...
--------------------------
The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.
The Lord Almighty sentenced Them to : Hang Till Death !
--------------------------
A football team loses their star player, Roger Dicks, due to an injury.
Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks.
The manager calls up the newspaper and objects,
So the editor changes the Headline.
It reads: Team to play with Dicks out.
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What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another Damn Woman trying to do a man's job!
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What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes?
Stay out of BED for 2 days!
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