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Crazy Jokes On Wife - A Letter By A Lady

Written by a lady...
After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best -place not to lose them.
His theory- is the car will be stolen.
Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police.I gave them my location, -Description of the car, Place I parked etc, I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband, "Honey", I stammered; (I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought- the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."
He shouted again, "I will, as soon- as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."...
Don't laugh alone...send to other husbands or wives...
because
So many things go -wrong daily and you can't blame God all the time .
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