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Ek baar railway-station par 1 budha
aadmi
baitha train ka intejaar kar rha tha..
.
Waha Pappu aaya aur uss budhe se
pucha:
“ancle, time kya hua hai...??
Budha: “mujhe nahi pata..”
Pappu: “lekin aapke hath me ghadi to
hai.
Plz bata dijiye na kitne baje hai..?
Budha: ghanta, mai nahi bataunga..!
Pappu: “par kyu..?
Budha: “abe q ki agr mai tujhe time
bata
dunga to tum mujhe thanx bologe aur
apna
name bataoge..
Phir tum mera name, kaam puchoge.
Phir shayad hum log apas me aur bhi
baat
krne lage,
Hum 2nome jaan- pehchan ho jayegi
to
shayad train aane par tum bagal wali
seat
par baitho.
Fir shayad tum bhi usi staion par utro
jaha
mujhe utarna hai.
Waha meri beti, jo bahut
khoobsurathai,
mujhe lene station aayegi. Tum mere
saath hi
hoge to pakka tum use dekhoge..
wo bhi tumko dekhegi shayad tum 2no
ek
dusre ko dil de baitho aur shadi krne ki
jid
krne lago.
Isliye bhai, mujhe maaf karo.! Mujhe
aisa
kangaal damad nahi chahiye
jiske paas time dekhne ke liye apni
ghadi tak
nhi hai...
Ek baar railway-station par 1 budha
aadmi
baitha train ka intejaar kar rha tha..
.
Waha Pappu aaya aur uss budhe se
pucha:
“ancle, time kya hua hai...??
Budha: “mujhe nahi pata..”
Pappu: “lekin aapke hath me ghadi to
hai.
Plz bata dijiye na kitne baje hai..?
Budha: ghanta, mai nahi bataunga..!
Pappu: “par kyu..?
Budha: “abe q ki agr mai tujhe time
bata
dunga to tum mujhe thanx bologe aur
apna
name bataoge..
Phir tum mera name, kaam puchoge.
Phir shayad hum log apas me aur bhi
baat
krne lage,
Hum 2nome jaan- pehchan ho jayegi
to
shayad train aane par tum bagal wali
seat
par baitho.
Fir shayad tum bhi usi staion par utro
jaha
mujhe utarna hai.
Waha meri beti, jo bahut
khoobsurathai,
mujhe lene station aayegi. Tum mere
saath hi
hoge to pakka tum use dekhoge..
wo bhi tumko dekhegi shayad tum 2no
ek
dusre ko dil de baitho aur shadi krne ki
jid
krne lago.
Isliye bhai, mujhe maaf karo.! Mujhe
aisa
kangaal damad nahi chahiye
jiske paas time dekhne ke liye apni
ghadi tak
nhi hai...
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