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The Students of MBBS were attending Their 1st Anatomy Class, They all Gathered around the Surgery Table with a Real Dead Dog, .. The Professor put His Finger in Dog's nose & Taste it in His own Mouth, Then He asked the Students to do the Same, The students Hesitated for several Minutes, But atlast EveryOne inserted their Finger in Dog's nose & Taste it, . . When everyone finished, The Professor looked at Them & Said: The most important Quality is 'Observation' . . I inserted my MIDDLE Finger But Tasted the FIRST Finger, Today you just Learn, "How to Pay Attention" .. All Students shouted....haramkhor kamina.......saala kutta

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Rich man-Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai,TUMARE ps kya hai,.. POOR man-Mere pas beta hai, . . jiski Girfriend Teri beti hai... ================= BOY : Hey babby,what's ur name? Girl: Dhakka maaro baap ko..!! Boy: what?? Girl: Matlab 'PUSH PAA'..!! ================= Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai, santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi hai Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya hai.. ================= Lady- Kya tumhari bus mein bachho ka aadha kiraya lagta hai?? Conductor-Haan,Agar 12 Se Kam ho, Lady- Theek hai, Mere to 10 hi hain,..

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"Es Jyada Bezzati Or Kya Hogi" 1st Frnd:" Oye,Dekh teri girlfriend ko Saanp kaat rha hai, kuch to kar???? . . . . . . . . . . 2nd Frnd: "Abe wo kaat nhi rha.. Uska 'Zeher' khatam ho gya hai to wo RECHARGE karwane aaya hai... Ha ha Read More Girlfriend Jokes In Hindi

Ek Totla Taxi Drivr 3 girls ko le k ja rha tha.. . . Policewala- Ladkiyon ko le k kaha ja rhe ho ? TOTLA- Chodne !! . POLICE- Kya bakwas hai ye ? . TOTLA- Ek ko park me chodna hai.. Ek ko ghar pe chodna hai.. Itne me tisri ladki boli kya bakwas kr rahe ho..? . TOTLA-Tum chup raho nahi to tumhe yahi chod dunga. . . =)) Hey taxi jokes

Read daily most funny and dirty Hindi jokes collection. make a funny whatsapp messages to your friend. Ek JAPANI INDIA me aaya.. . Airport se usne ek Auto Liya aur hotel ki taraf gaya.. . Raste me usko ek Honda car dikhayi di.. Japani:" HONDA made in JAPAN... very fast... Aage usko ek Toyota car ne over take kiya.. . Japani:" TOYOTA made in JAPAN... very fast.. . Hotel pahuchkar usne driver se poocha kitne paise hue.. ?? . . Driver:" RS. 8000.. . . Japani:" Itne paise.. ? wo kaise.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Driver:" METER made in INDIA..... ''VERY VERY FAST.. Hum se panga... Hahaha..Hit Like If You Proud to be an Indian. .

Get daily most faadu and dirty Hindi non veg jokes. Pappu:" Mujhe Dog Food lena hai.. . . SALES GIRL:" Kya aapke paas Kutta hai..??? . . Pappu:" Ha ghar pe hai.. . . SALES GIRL:" Sorry! Store policy hai ke zarurat dekh kar item sale karo.. . . NEXT DAY Pappu:" Mujhe Cat Food lena hai . . SALES GIRL:" Sorry Sir pehle Billi la ke dikhao.. . . 3 din baad Pappu bag le ke store aaya aur bola:" Bag me hath dal ke saboot dekh lo.. . . SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli:" Koi Garm, Geeli aur Mulayum cheez hai Kya hai..??? . . Pappu:" Ye meri Potty hai, aur mujhe aaj "TOILET PAPER" lena hai... ;-D

Get daily most funny Hindi online jokes for making a faadu whatsapp messages. एक हाईकोर्ट के वकील की कार देर रात शहर से बहुत दूर ख़राब हो गई तो वह वकील पास ही एक फॉर्म हाऊस देखकर वहाँ मदद की आशा से गया। वहाँ एक सुंदर औरत रहती थी, उस औरत ने कहा- मैं यहाँ अकेली रहती हूँ, गैराज खुलने का सुबह तक इंतजार करना पड़ेगा ! वकील- तो ठीक है, इन हालात में मैं आपसे निवेदन करता हूँ कि मुझे यहाँ रातभर रहने के लिए स्थान दें ! सुंदर औरत- लेकिन सर, मैं यहाँ अकेली हूँ। वकील- डरने की कोई बात नहीं, आखिर मैं हाईकोर्ट का वकील हूँ ! सुंदर औरत- लेकिन सर यहां सिर्फ एक ही बेडरुम है ! “डरने की कोई बात नही आखिर मैं हाईकोर्ट का वकील हूँ।” वे दोनों बेडरुम की तरफ गए और उस स्त्री ने कहा- लेकिन सर यहाँ तो सिर्फ एक ही बेड है। “डरने की कोई बात नहीं, आखिर मैं हाईकोर्ट का वकील हूँ !” इसलिए वे रात को एक ही बेड पर एक दूसरे की तरफ पीठ कर एक ही बेड पर सो गए ! सुबह जागने के बाद जब वकील ने उस स्त्री के साथ फॉर्म हाऊस के परिसर में एक चक्कर लगाया... एक जगह उसे मुर्गों का एक बाड़ा दिखा। नजदीक जाकर देखने के बाद ...

Santa Ko Bavaseer Ho Gayi, Hakim Ne Kaha Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega. Hakim Ne Usko Chaar Din Marham Lagaya Aur Kaha, Hakim: “Ab Kafi Theek Ho Gayi Hai, Baqi Biwi Se Lagwa Lena” Jab Agle Din Preeto Marham Lagane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Par Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lagane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha. Santa: “Tera Ek Haath Kandhay Par Hai Dusra Kaha Hai?” Preeto Boli: “Us Se Marham Laga Rahi Hoon” Santa Chonk Kar Bola: “Oh, Hakim Ki Bahan Ki Choot, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Par Hote The“

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh..' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too? jisko nai samjha pogo dekh k b tumhaara kuch nai hone waala Husband Wife Jokes

Papa: Result ka kya hua ?? . Child: 1 Gud news hai aur 1 Bad news. . Papa: Phele gud news batao. . Child: Mai pass ho gaya. Papa: Great, aur bad news ?? . . . Child: Gud news galat hai... grin emoticon tongue emoticon Pappu and His Girlfriend Jokes

latest Faadu Indian jokes and whatsapp messages collection. Pappu USA se apni Mumy ko phone karta hai. . Pappu: AMMI Jaan! muje AIDS ho gaya hai. . AMMI: Tu wapas mat aana BETA.. Pappu: kyo AMMI . Ammi: agar tu aaya to Teri BIWI ko AIDs hoga, Teri BIWI se tere BHAI ko Tere BHAI se NOKRANI ko, NOKRANI se tere ABBA ko, Tere ABBA se teri MAUSI ko, Teri MAUSI se tere MOUSA ko, Tere MOUSA se Muje, Muj se hamare DRIVER ko, Driver se teri Behen ko Aur Agar teri bahen ko ho gaya to saare GAON ko ho jayega! Tuje mera vasta Saare GAON ko bachale BETA.. mataana... . Que:- kya papu gao ko bcha payega ?? Pappu rocks hindi jokes Cmnts Plz Read Husband Wife Hindi Faadu Jokes

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Pata hai hum "CHLORMINT" kyu khate hai.? Qki. 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch "50 paise me" nahi aati. Ab dubara mat puchna. . ============== ============== Maths Ki Teacher- 1 Me 2 Daalo To Kya Hoga? . . . . . . Ladki- Medam Ye To AAP Ki Capecity Hai Humari To Ek Me Jaan Nikal Jati Hai . ==============

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright... Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

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