Ek bar santa apne friend banta ke ghar tas khelne gaya. Santa, Banta aur banta ki Modern biwi tas khel rahe the tab santa ka 1 patta table k niche gira, santa patta uthane ke liye table ke niche jukka to Samne Banta ki biwi apni chhoti skirt me se pussy pe ungliya guma rahi thi. Ye dekh ke santa ka pashina aa gaya aur man machal utha. Table ke upar aane ke baad Banta ki biwi santa ko ishara kiya aur kirchen me pani ka bahana kar ke chal di. Uske pichhe Santa bhi pani ka bahana kar ke chala gaya.
kitchen me.. (whispering)
Banta ki biwi: " kya dekha tumne?"
santa: " woh jo tumne dikhya."
biwi: " lena chahoge?"
santa: " jarur"
biwi: ' 50,000/- lagega.."
Ab santa apni financial situation nahi hone se soch me pad gaya.. aur thodi der baad bola
Santa: "Thick hai, kal sham ko aaunga.."
dusre din sham ko shanta aaya.
Aur khub Jamke Banta ki biwi ki chudai kar ke halat kharab kar di. aur 50000 deke nikal gaya..
Raat ko banta ghar pahucha to biwi se bola: Santa aaya tha na?"
ab to bechari ke pashine chut gaye aur bol diya " Ha. Aaya tha"
Thodi der baad biwi ne puchha:" Aisa kyu puchha?"
Banta: " bas.. santa aaj subah mujse sham ko ghar pe bhabhi ji ko dejauga kah ke 50000 udhar le gaya tha.."
kitchen me.. (whispering)
Banta ki biwi: " kya dekha tumne?"
santa: " woh jo tumne dikhya."
biwi: " lena chahoge?"
santa: " jarur"
biwi: ' 50,000/- lagega.."
Ab santa apni financial situation nahi hone se soch me pad gaya.. aur thodi der baad bola
Santa: "Thick hai, kal sham ko aaunga.."
dusre din sham ko shanta aaya.
Aur khub Jamke Banta ki biwi ki chudai kar ke halat kharab kar di. aur 50000 deke nikal gaya..
Raat ko banta ghar pahucha to biwi se bola: Santa aaya tha na?"
ab to bechari ke pashine chut gaye aur bol diya " Ha. Aaya tha"
Thodi der baad biwi ne puchha:" Aisa kyu puchha?"
Banta: " bas.. santa aaj subah mujse sham ko ghar pe bhabhi ji ko dejauga kah ke 50000 udhar le gaya tha.."
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