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Read this jokes if you are a bad minded jokes, i am not saying you are a bad man, you are a funny men then read this. Ek Aadmi Aadhi Raat Ko Ek Ghar Mein Ghussa, Jisme Nayi Nayi Shadi Hue Miya Biwi Rahte The. Chor Ne Ladki Aur Ladke Ko Bandha Aur Ladki Ke Kaan Par Kiss Ki Aur Phir Bathroom Chala Gaya. Ladke Ne Ladki Se Kaha: “Tum Isko Satisfy Karo Warna Ye Humein Maar Dega Hosla Nahi Harna I Love You Jaan, Mere Pyaar Mein Koi Farak Nahi Padega.” Ladki Boli: “Usne Mere Kaan Par Kiss Nahi Ki Hai Balki Mujhe Bola Hai Ki, Main Ek Gay Hoon Aur Mujhe Vaseline Chahiye... Mene Use Bata Diya Ke Bathroom Mein Rakhi Hai Meri To Kher Hai Bus Tum Hosla Nahi Harna I Love You To Jaanu, Mere Pyaar Mein Bhi Koi Farak Nahi Padega grin emoticon grin emoticon Samajh Me Aaya 

Bus mein Jagah nahi thi to Ladki ko 1 Uncle ne God me bitha liya. . . Thodi Der mein hi Ladki Jhatke se Uth gayi or Boli: Uncle Ya to Usko Bitha lo Ya Mujhko..!!!!! Like Thok Do...Nai To...Pogo Dekh Lo 

Boyfriend Girlfriend Latest Faadu Jokes Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai, Ek Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Ko Ek Restaurant Main Lekar Gaya.UskePaas Paise Nahi The, Wo Apni Jeb Main Ek Coackroach Lekar Gaya, Aur Saara Khana Khane Ke Baad, Usne Soop Mangaya Aur Usme Coackroach Daal Diya, Aur Jor jorSe Chillane Laga,”Ye Kya Laga Rakha Hai, Customer Ko Zeher Khilate Ho” Manager Ne Request Ki, Please Shor Mat Machaiye Aur Saara Bil Maaf Ho Gaya. . Agle Din Usne Ye Story Apne Ek Friend Ko Sunayi, Aur Uska Friend Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko Lekar Usi Restaurant Main Gaya, Aur Jab Usne poora Khana khane Ke Baad Soop Order Kiya, To Reply Mila Ki Soop Khatm Ho Gaya.. boyfriend girlfriend jokes boyfriend girlfriend jokes

Ek baar Pappu nadi me nahane gya . . . fir achanak se wo pani me doobne laga , tabhi use Ganesh ji bhagwan dikhe .. Pappu ne kaha: bahgwan plz mujhe bachao. Par Ganesh ji dance karne lage .... Pappu : bhagwan main doob rha hoon aur aap dance kar rahe ho? (Ganesh bhagwan b us din badi masti k mood me the ) Ganesh ji ne pappu se kaha: Beta ganpati visharjan me tu bhi bahut naach rha tha 

Girl : Who is sunny leone?????? Boy : She is d female version of sunny deol, With dhai_dhai kilos ( . ) ( . ) Jisko dekh kar , Aadmi uthta nahi, Aadmi ka uth jaata hai !! grin emoticon SAMAJ AAYA TOH LIKE KARO NAI TOH POGO DEKHO sunny leone jokes

1 Ladki ki T-shirt ke right par 'C' likha tha aur Left hand par 'L' likha tha ...!!! Pappu k kuchh samajh me nhi aaya . . . usse jab rha nhi gya to usne puchha: iska matlab kya hai...!!! . . Ladki : Dhyan se dekh pappu, "COOL" dikhega...!!!

Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo.. Gori ho, Lambi ho, Sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe Aur kabhi jhagda na kare? Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!!

Aajkal Ladkiyo k college bag me copy kitaab ki jaga kya kya samaan milega?? EK kanghi Ek perfume ki chhoti sisi.. Ek facial cream. Ek eyebrow set karne wali kanghi Lakme moisturizer.. 3-4 rumaal... Lakme compact Lakme kajal Ek chhota sa sisa.. Balo mai lagane wale 3-4 pin.. Class mai b makeup karti hai aur Fir bolti hai boys hame ghurte kyun rehte hai tongue emoticon . .dumbo gals lolxz..

Santa apni Saali ke saath baitha tha. Angrez dost-: "Who is she?" Santa ne koshish ki Bahut koshish ki,, lekin.. Saali ka english word yaad nhi aaya. to.. Santa Bola-: "I am her bhenchod."

At late night wife's mobile beeps. Husband checks her mobile and gets angry. He wakens his wife. Husband (angrily): who is this person saying beautiful??? Surprised wife checks her mobile. Wife (double angrily): heyyy... use your spectacles. It is not beautiful. It is battery full..

KNOCK KNOCK ; HOSE THERE IT IS ME IT IS WHO NOW IT ME WHAT WHAT AM I HERE FOR EMM I FORGOT WELL GO AWAY BECAUSE I AM GOING TO THE SHOP CAN I COME NO I WILL BE NOT ANNOYING 

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Top collection of x rated some faadu hindi jokes for your whatsapp group. Girl (During sex): Nahi ye galat hai Boy: But I Luv U G: Fir b galat hai B: Hum shaadi kar lenge G: abe chutiye jahan daal raha hai, wo jagah galat hai..�� [In Hindi] Jaise Dane Dane pe likha hota he khane wale ka nam waise hi.... (*ahem*) Laude laude pe likha hota he choosne wali ka nam.. Boy: Tu kitne baje uthti hai? Girl: Apna koi time nahi hai. Jab dil kare so jaati hoon, aur jab dil kare uth jaati hoon Boy: Naughty! Tu bilkul mere LO*E pe gayi hai.. ek wife ko shadi k bahut salo baad pta lga k uska husband CHHAKKA h aur usko Plastic k Lu*d se chodta tha... .wife- tumne itni bdi baat mujhse chhupai, tumne meri zindgi barbaad kr di..... husband- baat ko aagey na badhao, maine itne salo me kbi puchha k BUNTY & BABBLI Plastic k Lund se kaise paida ho gye? �� College Me, Mam-" Lakir ka Fakir" Muhavare ka udhahran do" Boy" Aap Bura to Nahi Manegi? Mam- Nahi Bura...

Most Funny Hindi Jokes Collection For Your Whatsapp Group. Santa TRAIN me chadne laga akashwani hui: "Isme mat chad Yae patri se utar jayegi" PLANE me chadne laga aawaj aayi "Ye crash ho jayega" BUS me aawaj aayi "Ye khai me gir jayegi" Santa gusse se-"Kaun hai?" Aawaz-"GOD " Santa-"Shadi k waqt GHODI chad raha tha, Tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya?:("... There are 3 kind of Men.. Do you know...? 1-The ASIANS- They have 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most. 2-The AMERICANS- They have 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most. 3-The Santa's - They have 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most..

Husband ne Wife ko whatsapp messages kiya: "Dinner pe mere sath Choki, Razi, Ankit aur Hardy aa rahe hain... acha sa khana bana dena." Phir 30 mins ke baad 2nd msg kia: "Meri salary badh gai hai, next month tumhe gold ki angooti la kar dunga.." Wife ne reply kiya: "Oh my God sacchi" ? Husband: "Nahi... Main Check kar raha tha mera pehla msg mila ya nhi... warna tu bolegi mujhe message mila hi nahi.." 

Get this week most funny and whatsapp Hindi messages. it's a really funny idea to share jokes with your whatsapp group friend. List of Top 10 Hilarious Jokes पेश करते है हरियाणा स्पेशल अर्ज किया है जहाँ पुलिस की भी ना चलती थाणे में कुछ दिन तो गुजारो हरियाणे में। ~~ हरियाणा टुरिज्म..~~ 😜😃😜😜😜😜 टीचर: मैं सुंदर थी, सुंदर हूं, सुंदर रहूंगी। इसी तरह तीनों काल का उदाहरण दो। हरयाणवी छात्र : तन्नै वहम था, तन्नै वहम है, तन्नै वहम रवैगा। टीचर: नालायक, तमीज से बताओ। छात्र: आदरणीय मैडम जी आप भूंडी थी, भूंडी हैं, भूंडी रहेंगी। --- 😎😎😎😎😎 खतरनाक हरियाणवी गर्लफ्रेँड छोरी :- कित है तु?? छोरा:-हस्पताल मेँ हूँ एक कार आला टक्कर मारग्या ! छोरी :- अच्छा छुट्टी कद मिलैगी?? छोरा:- दो दिन पाच्छे ! छोरी :- ठीक है ! दो दिन बाद छुट्टी मिलतै ए मेरा रिचार्ज करवा दिए ! नहीँ तो दोबारा हस्पताल म्हे पहुँचा दयूँगी ..!! 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 एक और स्पेशल टीवी रिपोर्टर ने जख्मी हरियाणवी से पुच्छा- "जब बम गिरा तो क्या वो जोर से फटा ?" . . . . . . . हरियाणवी :- "ना...

Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have a wife!!! Wife ambulance ko 108 per call karti hai. Operator: Aapko kya samasya hai? Wife: Mere pair ki ungli coffee table se takra gayi hai. Operator: haste hue aur iske liye aap ambulance bulana chahati hain. Wife: Nahi, ambulance to mere pati ke liye hai, use hasna nahi chahiye tha naa..

Ek bar santa apne friend banta ke ghar tas khelne gaya. Santa, Banta aur banta ki Modern biwi tas khel rahe the tab santa ka 1 patta table k niche gira, santa patta uthane ke liye table ke niche jukka to Samne Banta ki biwi apni chhoti skirt me se pussy pe ungliya guma rahi thi. Ye dekh ke santa ka pashina aa gaya aur man machal utha. Table ke upar aane ke baad Banta ki biwi santa ko ishara kiya aur kirchen me pani ka bahana kar ke chal di. Uske pichhe Santa bhi pani ka bahana kar ke chala gaya. kitchen me.. (whispering) Banta ki biwi: " kya dekha tumne?" santa: " woh jo tumne dikhya." biwi: " lena chahoge?" santa: " jarur" biwi: ' 50,000/- lagega.." Ab santa apni financial situation nahi hone se soch me pad gaya.. aur thodi der baad bola Santa: "Thick hai, kal sham ko aaunga.." dusre din sham ko shanta aaya. Aur khub Jamke Banta ki biwi ki chudai kar ke halat kharab kar di. aur 50000 deke nikal gaya.. Raat ko banta ...

10 best moments in life: . - To finish your last exam.. . - To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep "5 min" . - To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.. . - To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not changed.. . - To touch the fingers of newly born child.. . - Walking alone on a silent road at nightand thinking of some good old days memories.. . - Riding the cycle/bike on a highway while its raining.. . - Sitting alone but you are still smiling cause you know someone is watching you.. . -The calm You feel inside when you Arenear to Almighty God . - And the last one is "right now" while reading this message there was constant smile on your face..

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Son: Seekh gaya, seekh gaya.... Idea Internet Network (IIN) se main bhi banana sikh gaya.... Father: Kya? Drone banana..? Son: Nahi, bewkuf banana.. ====== Girl: Tum kya karte ho ? Boy: Times of India mei job karta tha lekin abhi chodd dia Girl: Kyu? Boy: Aisi thandi me kaun jaldi uth k paper dene jaega ?..

At late night wife's mobile beeps. Husband checks her mobile and gets angry. He wakens his wife. Husband (angrily): who is this person saying beautiful??? Surprised wife checks her mobile. Wife (double angrily): heyyy... use your spectacles. It is not beautiful. It is battery full.. 

Santa: saala kal raat 3 ghanta English film dekhi…. Na koi scene dikhi, Na koi aawaz suni. Friend: film ka naam kya tha? Santa: "No Disc Inserted" ==== Santa: Ye bata ki duniya🌏 me kitne desh hai? Banta: Kar di na pagalo wali bat, duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baki sab to videsh hai! ==== Santa samundar me dahi dal raha tha Banta-kya kar rahe ho? Santa-lassi bana raha hu! Banta-teri isi harkato se log humpe haste hai, ab itni lassi kon piyega be?

Question asked from a husband: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? Husband Replied: The dog, of course. At least he’ll shut up after you let him in.

Misba-Ul-Haq(Pak Captain) trying to propose an Australian Girl : Misba: Mai apse beintha muhobat karta hu Girl: What? Misba: Mai apse pyar karta hu Girl: Pls speak in English.. Misba: Boys Played Well.. It was just a bad luck today and we lost the match. Bye!

बॉस (सेक्रेटरी से): तुम और मैं एक हफ्ते के लिए लंदन जा रहे हैं। ज़रूरी मीटिंग है। सेक्रेटरी (पति से): ऑफिस के काम से मुझे बॉस के साथ एक हफ्ते के लिए लंदन जाना है। जरूरी मीटिंग है। पति (अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड से, जो एक टीचर है): मेरी बीवी एक हफ्ते के लिए बाहर जा रही है। उसके जाते ही तुम घर आ जाना। गर्लफ्रेंड (स्टूडेंट्स से): बच्चो, मैं एक हफ्ते के लिए बाहर जा रही हूं, इसलिए तुम्हारी एक हफ्ते की छुट्टी। एक स्टूडेंट (अपने पिता से, जो कि बॉस है): डैड, मेरी एक हफ्ते की छुट्टी है। मैं घर आ रहा हूं, आप कहीं मत जाना। बॉस (सेक्रेटरी से): मेरा बेटा आ रहा है। लंदन जाना कैंसल। सेक्रेटरी (पति से): लंदन जाना कैंसल हो गया। पति (गर्लफ्रेंड से, जो कि टीचर है): पत्नी नहीं जा रही। हमारा प्रोग्राम कैंसल। टीचर (स्टूडेंट्स से): बच्चो, आपकी छुट्टियां कैंसल। स्टूडेंट (पिता से, जो कि बॉस है): पापा, मैं नहीं आ सकता। छुट्टियां कैंसल हो गईं। . . . . बॉस (सेक्रेटरी से): मेरा बेटा नहीं आ रहा, हम एक हफ्ते के लिए लंदन जा रहे हैं! Faadu Jokes Picture

Son came late… Mom: beta kaha gaya tha..?? Beta: – Mom movie dekhne gaya tha. Mom: Beta Kaunsi..? . . . Beta: ‘MAA KI MAMTA’ Mom: Ja beta upar ja nayi film lagi hai. Beta: Maa , kaunsi..? . . . . . Maa: BAAP KA KEHAR...