Faadu Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages 05 Dec 2014

Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi... 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari..
Uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiya to ma chod denge tumhari..
Honey singh: ok bye
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इंसान कितना भी गोरा रहे उसकी
एक चीज़ हमेशा काली रहती है.....
परछाई ं
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Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,
Mere Lund Ki Bowling Ne Uski Choot Ka Wicket Gira Diya,
Lekin Taqdir To Dekho…
Uske Baap Ne Abortion Karwa Ke Meri Ball Ko No-Ball Kara Diya
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18 year ki Ladki pregnent ho
gayi.........
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MAA chillai:" Kon tha wo.. ??
abhi usey bulao"
.
30 mint baad un ke ghar ke
bahar 1 bahot mehngi car ruki..🚘🚘🚘🚘
.
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1 ladka utra jis ne bahut
keemti suit pehan rakha tha
Kehne Laga:
.
" Mujhe aapki beti ne bataya
hai k masla ho gaya hai mai is se shadi to nai kar sakta
lakin agar:
"Beti paida hui to me 1 crore
Rs. aur 1 ghar isko dunga

Beta paida hua to 2 crore Rs
or 1 ghar dunga
Lakin Agar miscarriage ho gaya
to..???
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Maa Boli: " beta dobara try
kar lena...."
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