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Most discussing Hindi adult jokes just read. Make a funny whatsapp Hindi messages on x rated hindi jokes.


Pappu And Teacher Funny Hindi Jokes

Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing?
Pappu: Fucking!
Teacher: Shame on you! How is that?
Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah!!!

What Happen When A Lady's Husband Died

A lady's husband died, before his burial his wife cut his Penis, filled it with cement and fixed it in the wall.
Every night she used to go to the wall and get satisfied herself. One day her neighbor saw this!
He made a hole in the wall & put his own penis in place of that, & waited his turn for sex.
The lady came with a knife cut his penis and said, "Darling today we are shifting to our new house!"

Me and My Friend Funny Hindi Jokes

Me: Say "I am a man" after everything I say.
Friend: Alright.
Me: You broke up with your girlfriend.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You decided to get drunk.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You went to the bar.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You found a hot chick there.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You invited her to your house and she said yes.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You both came into your room and had sex.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: Next morning you wake up.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: And she says...
Friend: I am a man.

Different In Wife And Girlfriend Funny Hindi Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.


War Time Fun Hindi Funny Jokes

During a war warrior shouted against 3 ladies
Warrior: I am going to r*pe you all. Younger
lady: But please leave our grand mother.
Grand mother: Shut up, war is war.

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