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Beta Baap say : mujhae bilo say hi shadi karni hai.Baap, beta
woh do number hai woh taxi hai
Beta : too kiya hoa apna chota sa to gaoon hai kitni chali hogi
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QUE : whats the xtreme of innocence ?
ANS : A teen-ager girl applying clearacil cream to her nipples
thinking
them as pimples
Abbreviations:
PIA = pain in ass
USA = Under skirts activities
PUMA = press untill milk arrive
ARAB = after rape apply balm
CUBA = caught under bra area
Tutor asked : which part of the body goes to heaven first ?
A kid replys : feet,coz every night i see mom her feet up high &
screaming oh god i m coming
WOMAN : plz teach me how to play tennis
PRO : sure! hold the racquet the way u hold ur husband`s penis
WOMAN : ok!
PRO : mam plz take the racquet out of ur mouth!
School se nikalte hee kitaboon ko seenay se laga leti hoo Hum
kya mar gaye hain jo khud hee daba leti hoo
What women think of sex:
at age 8 - ignore it
at age 18 - experience it
at age 28 - love it
at age 38 - ask for it
at age 48 - beg for it
at age 58 - pay for it
at age 68 - pray for it
at age 78 - forget it!
Beta Baap say : mujhae bilo say hi shadi karni hai.Baap, beta
woh do number hai woh taxi hai
Beta : too kiya hoa apna chota sa to gaoon hai kitni chali hogi
QUE : whats the xtreme of innocence ?
ANS : A teen-ager girl applying clearacil cream to her nipples
thinking
them as pimples
Abbreviations:
PIA = pain in ass
USA = Under skirts activities
PUMA = press untill milk arrive
ARAB = after rape apply balm
CUBA = caught under bra area
Tutor asked : which part of the body goes to heaven first ?
A kid replys : feet,coz every night i see mom her feet up high &
screaming oh god i m coming
WOMAN : plz teach me how to play tennis
PRO : sure! hold the racquet the way u hold ur husband`s penis
WOMAN : ok!
PRO : mam plz take the racquet out of ur mouth!
School se nikalte hee kitaboon ko seenay se laga leti hoo Hum
kya mar gaye hain jo khud hee daba leti hoo
What women think of sex:
at age 8 - ignore it
at age 18 - experience it
at age 28 - love it
at age 38 - ask for it
at age 48 - beg for it
at age 58 - pay for it
at age 68 - pray for it
at age 78 - forget it!