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Read most funny Indian girlfriend jokes. Boy 2 his gf:Kaash me tumhe dekhu,Jb tum kapde Utaro,..Jo dale the TaaR pe sukhne k liye,..Aur Tum Haath me pakdo mera.."Haath"Fir kaho,Mene Tumhare liye kholiHuiHai apni-.."Baahe"Ab to lelo meri.."Har Khushi"Or mujhe dedo apna.."Har Gum"Fir me dhire se kholu tumhari.."Eyes" aur kahuDekh kitna Bada h mera..."DIL"Fir me Tumhari Tango ko Uthau or daluapna..."LUND"Bhai,Har baar majak nahi hota. BOY : I want us to be in a relationship. GIRL : Its okay but under one condition BOY : Which one ? GIRL : No sex coz am preserving it for my future husband. BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition GIRL : Which one ? BOY : No using of my money coz am preseving it for my future wife!

She: bhaiya burger. He: khana hai ya pack karu? She: khana hai pack kar do. . *Girls will be girls.*

Madam: Billu, kutti de enne bachchekyun hu jande ne? Billu: Madam tussi vi sadak te nangeghumoge te tuhade vi ho jaan ge. Teacher comes to class with a rose inher  blouse & asks: What does Rosesdrink? Boy: Milk Teacher:  No, roses drink water. Boy: Oh, I didn't know the stem is thatlong. Pehlan usne chunni utaari,  phirkameez, phir undershirt te phir brautaari aur aakhir mein...  salvaar bhiutaar layi.Fer...? Fer ki si taar khaali ho gayi.

Ek auto rickshaw me couple kiss kar rhe the . Driver unhe dekh raha tha Aage jaake accident hua . . Toh.. . . Driver sar pakad kar baitha aur bola:- saala ab samjhaa Titanic kyu dooba tha Adult couple jokes on auto riding

Read some superb funny Hindi Adult version jokes. Share with your friend. #Desi #Jokes Saas bahu se -Mere pote ki sakal mere bete jaisi Q nahi? Bahu apni saree upar kar k tangekhol k boli Ye CH##T hai CH##T, 14 megapixel ka digital camera nahi #Desi #Jokes after marrige mom asked her daughter maa:beta tune vo sadi pheni jo mene tuje di thi beti:maa ek hafte se inhone kachibi nai pehene di or ap sari ki bat kar rae ho #Desi #Jokes Husband ne magazine pardhte hue pass leti.. biwi ki ch##t main ungli Kardi.. Biwi: Oh jaano kholu kya Sex ka mood hai? Husband: Nahi page palantne k liye ungli geeli ki hai #Desi #Jokes Ek Bar Rat Ko Babu Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..” Babu Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Bhench#d Mere L#nd Pe Kyaa Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayegaa” #Desi #Jokes Sex poetry: It's not the length, it's notthe size, it's not how many times u canmake it rise. It's not how well it fits,but how late i...

ek bar do dost africa ke national park me ser sapate per gaye. tabhi waha africa ke adiwasi a gaye or unhe paked ker apne kabile me le gaye. adiwasi:-ab batao tumhare sath kya kiya jaye. hum tumhe apne jungle me ghumne ki saja denge. both friends:-hum saja ke liye tiyar he. adiwasi:-to bolo tumhe huloolu ki saja de ya mout ki. 1 friend:-mujhe huloolu ki saja manzoor he. adiwasi:-iski itni gand maro ki ye behosh ho jaye. 1 friend ko hosh aata he or apene friend se kahta he bhai plz. huloolu ki saja mut lena werna lu bhot pachtayega. 2 friend:-mujhe mout ki saja manzoor he. adiwasi:-iski itni gaand maro ki ye mer jaye ===== DUDH AUR LADKI MEIN KYAFARAK HOTA HAI????JAB DUDH GARAM HOTA GAITAB MALAI UPAR ATI HAI...AUR JAB LADKI GARAM HOTIGAG TAB MALAI NEECHE RE ATI HAI@?!,---?,,???

Ek Request Hai Dosto Jarur Padna Dil Ko Touch Kar Jaegi story.... . Ek ladka ek ladki se behad pyar krta tha... ladka- khana khaya jaan?? ladki- nahi mood khraab h.. . ladka - kyo kya hua jaan?? ladki - m ek dress lena chahti hu aur mummy papa paise nahi de rhe h.. . ladka - to m dila dunga pagal.. ladki- tum kaise de skte ho? tumhare pass h itne paise? . ladka- tum tention na lo.. aur khana kha lo jaan.. (agle din.. ladka apni golden chain bechkar ladki ko paise de deta h.. ) ladki- (boht khush hoti h) i love u dear.. (or dekhte dekhte 4 months beet jate h.. aur ek din achanak..) . ladki- hum ab kabhi nahi milenge.. m ek rich ladke se shaadi kr rahi hu.. ladka- but m tumse pyar krta hu.. . ladki- pyar se zindagi nahi gujarti.. meri aur bhi jarooratein h..aur tum hme kuch nahi de skte ho.. ok gud bye.. aur ho ske to hme bhool jana.. ladka - kbhi jroort padi to ek din vo cheez bhi de dunga jo kabhi sochi nahi hogi.. ok.. apna khyaal rakhna aur khush rehna...