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The Students of MBBS were attending Their 1st Anatomy Class, They all Gathered around the Surgery Table with a Real Dead Dog, .. The Professor put His Finger in Dog's nose & Taste it in His own Mouth, Then He asked the Students to do the Same, The students Hesitated for several Minutes, But atlast EveryOne inserted their Finger in Dog's nose & Taste it, . . When everyone finished, The Professor looked at Them & Said: The most important Quality is 'Observation' . . I inserted my MIDDLE Finger But Tasted the FIRST Finger, Today you just Learn, "How to Pay Attention" .. All Students shouted....haramkhor kamina.......saala kutta

Read new and updated faadu Hindi jokes messages for whatsapp. GIRL- Xcuse me brother, thats my seat .. BOY- Ok, But Im not ur brother. My DAD never fuckd ur MOM .. !!! GIRL- True, but my DAD fuckd ur MOM .. !!! MORAL: Ladkiya bhi ab madrchod ho gyi hain .. �� ~Ek aur Suno~ �� Ladka GF ko dinner pe le gaya. GF ne mahnge item order kiye. Ladka: "Maa ke ghar bhi yehi khaati hai" ..? GF: "Maa dinner ke baad meri chaddi nhi utarti ..... Moral-Ladkiyan wakai madarchod ho gayi hai

Miss Understanding Ka Ajab Namuna : Maun Vrat Ke Din Wife Husband Ko Boobs Hila Hila Ke Dikha Rahi Thi.. To Husband Lund Hila Ke Dikhane Laga Wife Gusse Me : Mera Matlab Hai Dudhwaia Kab Ayega?? Husband : Tujhe Kya Laga Pagli Mera Matlab Hai 1 Ghante Me !! Moral : Maa Chud Gyi Maun Vart Ki....!!! Faadu Jokes

Rich man-Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai,TUMARE ps kya hai,.. POOR man-Mere pas beta hai, . . jiski Girfriend Teri beti hai... ================= BOY : Hey babby,what's ur name? Girl: Dhakka maaro baap ko..!! Boy: what?? Girl: Matlab 'PUSH PAA'..!! ================= Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai, santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi hai Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya hai.. ================= Lady- Kya tumhari bus mein bachho ka aadha kiraya lagta hai?? Conductor-Haan,Agar 12 Se Kam ho, Lady- Theek hai, Mere to 10 hi hain,..

Man With Grandson Late Night Shouts: “I Need A Girl, I Have An Erection” Grandson Says: 1st It’s Too Late 2nd You r 75yrs Old 3rd The Cock You Holding Is Mine

Killer shayaris Most Read Using ur brain is strictly, V.Strictly prohibited... 1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter, Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre 2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain, 12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi QualisChala raha hain 3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan, And the award goes to A.R.Rehman. 4.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni" 5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar, Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar, Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber 6.) Teri adao pe main waari waari.. Dial 139 for railway enquiry. 7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marneka khauf.. The number you are trying is currently switched off. 8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo. Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur lagalo. 9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak.... Cameraman Aditya ke saath Arshad Raza AAJ TAK..... Vish..

"Es Jyada Bezzati Or Kya Hogi" 1st Frnd:" Oye,Dekh teri girlfriend ko Saanp kaat rha hai, kuch to kar???? . . . . . . . . . . 2nd Frnd: "Abe wo kaat nhi rha.. Uska 'Zeher' khatam ho gya hai to wo RECHARGE karwane aaya hai... Ha ha Read More Girlfriend Jokes In Hindi