Daily Most Funny Hindi Jokes

Read this jokes if you are a bad minded jokes, i am not saying you are a bad man, you are a funny men then read this. Ek Aadmi Aadhi Raat Ko Ek Ghar Mein Ghussa, Jisme Nayi Nayi Shadi Hue Miya Biwi Rahte The. Chor Ne Ladki Aur Ladke Ko Bandha Aur Ladki Ke Kaan Par Kiss Ki Aur Phir Bathroom Chala Gaya. Ladke Ne Ladki Se Kaha: “Tum Isko Satisfy Karo Warna Ye Humein Maar Dega Hosla Nahi Harna I Love You Jaan, Mere Pyaar Mein Koi Farak Nahi Padega.” Ladki Boli: “Usne Mere Kaan Par Kiss Nahi Ki Hai Balki Mujhe Bola Hai Ki, Main Ek Gay Hoon Aur Mujhe Vaseline Chahiye... Mene Use Bata Diya Ke Bathroom Mein Rakhi Hai Meri To Kher Hai Bus Tum Hosla Nahi Harna I Love You To Jaanu, Mere Pyaar Mein Bhi Koi Farak Nahi Padega grin emoticon grin emoticon Samajh Me Aaya 

Bus mein Jagah nahi thi to Ladki ko 1 Uncle ne God me bitha liya. . . Thodi Der mein hi Ladki Jhatke se Uth gayi or Boli: Uncle Ya to Usko Bitha lo Ya Mujhko..!!!!! Like Thok Do...Nai To...Pogo Dekh Lo 

Boyfriend Girlfriend Latest Faadu Jokes Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai, Ek Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Ko Ek Restaurant Main Lekar Gaya.UskePaas Paise Nahi The, Wo Apni Jeb Main Ek Coackroach Lekar Gaya, Aur Saara Khana Khane Ke Baad, Usne Soop Mangaya Aur Usme Coackroach Daal Diya, Aur Jor jorSe Chillane Laga,”Ye Kya Laga Rakha Hai, Customer Ko Zeher Khilate Ho” Manager Ne Request Ki, Please Shor Mat Machaiye Aur Saara Bil Maaf Ho Gaya. . Agle Din Usne Ye Story Apne Ek Friend Ko Sunayi, Aur Uska Friend Bhi Uski Girlfriend Ko Lekar Usi Restaurant Main Gaya, Aur Jab Usne poora Khana khane Ke Baad Soop Order Kiya, To Reply Mila Ki Soop Khatm Ho Gaya.. boyfriend girlfriend jokes boyfriend girlfriend jokes

Ek baar Pappu nadi me nahane gya . . . fir achanak se wo pani me doobne laga , tabhi use Ganesh ji bhagwan dikhe .. Pappu ne kaha: bahgwan plz mujhe bachao. Par Ganesh ji dance karne lage .... Pappu : bhagwan main doob rha hoon aur aap dance kar rahe ho? (Ganesh bhagwan b us din badi masti k mood me the ) Ganesh ji ne pappu se kaha: Beta ganpati visharjan me tu bhi bahut naach rha tha 

Girl : Who is sunny leone?????? Boy : She is d female version of sunny deol, With dhai_dhai kilos ( . ) ( . ) Jisko dekh kar , Aadmi uthta nahi, Aadmi ka uth jaata hai !! grin emoticon SAMAJ AAYA TOH LIKE KARO NAI TOH POGO DEKHO sunny leone jokes

1 Ladki ki T-shirt ke right par 'C' likha tha aur Left hand par 'L' likha tha ...!!! Pappu k kuchh samajh me nhi aaya . . . usse jab rha nhi gya to usne puchha: iska matlab kya hai...!!! . . Ladki : Dhyan se dekh pappu, "COOL" dikhega...!!!

Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo.. Gori ho, Lambi ho, Sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe Aur kabhi jhagda na kare? Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!!