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Teacher;-Bachchon aaj hum Grammer padhange, To batao? Ek Aurat ek khidki sey Jhaank rhi h? Ye kya h? Pappu;-Madam ji, Ye to ekvachan hua... Teacher;-Acha Tappu ab tum batao ki "Bahut c Aurat khidkiyon sey jhaank rhi h? Tappu(kuch sochtey huye);-Madam ye to Randi Bazar hua... X Math Jokes

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Faadu Hindi Boy And Girl Jokes GirL:-Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho Boy:-BoLo Kya Karu GirL:-Chand Todh Ke La Sakte Ho? Boy:-Phir Eid Kya Tere Baap Ko Dekh Ke Manayenge;- Some Old special Hindi online faadu jokes In Hindi पति – “जज साहब मुझे तलाक चाहिए।। मेरी बीबी ने एक साल से मुझसे बात नही की” जज – “अरे गधे ! एक बार तू फिर सोच ले ऐसी बीबी किस्मत से ही मिलती है ।” *************************** पत्नी – “सुनो जी, अगर आपके बाल इसी रफ़्तार से झड़ते रहे तो मैं तुम्हे तलाक़ दे दूँगी” पति – “या अल्लहा… और मैं पागल… इनको बचानेकी कोशिश कर रहा था…” *************************** पत्नी – “मैं ड्राइवर को नौकरी से निकाल रही हूं, आज मैं दूसरी बार मरते-मरते बची हूं।” पति – “प्लीज डार्लिंग, उसे एक मौका और दो ।” *************************** भारतीय पुरुष एक बात में भिन्न हैं कि, शादी के बाद उनपे एक खास जिम्मेदारी होती है … . . . . . “कुकर की ३ सिटी के बाद गैस बंद कर देना…!”

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I found a awesome adult humorous jokes in Hindi, must read and share with your friends. Chintu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor. Chintu: Sir, Can I ask you one question? Professor: Yes. Chintu: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading. Professor agreed. . . . Chintu asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?" Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered but couldnt think of an answer. He had to finally give up as he really didnot know the answer. He gave this boy an "A" grading as promised. The following day, Professor asked same question to his students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands. He asked one student. He answered: Sir, you are 65, married to a 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old b...

Read daily most amazing Hindi jokes messages collection. सास ने दामाद को फोन किया, पूछा---" भूकंप के क्या समाचार है ? " दामाद---" खाना बना रही है। बात करवाऊँ क्या ?? "

I was going to office from my bike. Looking forward to a lady from her scooty. That woman suddenly took the right turn and my bike struck her scooty. I said, " Madam, at least the hand show! ' ' The woman who responded, maybe I was unconscious. My eye is open at the hospital right now. The woman replied, ' I'm just right from here, you may be new. ' ' Female jokes