Daily Most Funny Hindi Jokes

Lady: Ek shampoo please. Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai? Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya? Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo. Lady: GARNIER de MC. Ga*d ke baal dhone hai. ..................... Girl: kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte ho..? Boy: No. Girl: Kyo? Boy: Jab main paida huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli. Jab bada hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna sikhaya. Jab taklif hui to Behan royi, Jab zarurat padi to Bhai ne saath diya. Girl: achha Gan*u.. Jab lu*d khada hua to kon kaam ayaa..! Boy: Mera Dost, Jo ye msg padh raha hai… Jisne muze hilaana sikhaya!

This week best adult hindi jokes here. read and make fun with your friend. Non veg hindi jokes. Girl: kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte ho..? Boy: No. Girl: Kyo? Boy: Jab main paida huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli. Jab bada hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna sikhaya. Jab taklif hui to Behan royi, Jab zarurat padi to Bhai ne saath diya. Girl: achha Gan*u.. Jab lu*d khada hua to kon kaam ayaa..! Boy: Mera Dost, Jo ye msg padh raha hai… Jisne muze hilaana sikhaya! .................... Golu: Tera baap doctor hai, fir bhi tu beemar ho gaya.. Kitne sharam ki baat hai.. Molu: BC tera baap Condom bechta hai, fir bhi tu paida hua na chutiye.

Read daily online most funny jokes , whatsapp messages, faadu stories and short non veg jokes. This time santa and banta best jokes. #Jokes Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola. Santa: “ Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai ” Banta: “ Meri Bhi Pahle Karti Thi Ab Nahi Karti ” Santa: “ Achha, Aisa Tum Ne Kya Elaaj Kiya? ” Banta Muskurate Hue: “ Kuch Khas Nahi, Wo Ek Din Gusse Mein Thi, Maine Kah Diya Ke Budhape Mein Gussa Aa Hi Jata Hai, Us Din Se Wo Gussa Nahi Karti“

Lady teacher: "mujhe baccho ki shakal se pata chal jata hai ki unke dimag me kya chal raha hai.. . . . . . . . . . pappu : "Kamaal hai madm g, phir bhi aap apna dupatta sahi nhi kar rahi... Boy-Friend Ne Girl-Friend Ko Call Kari To Usne Kaafi Der Baad Phone Uthaya Boy-Friend Ne Hairan Hote Hue Puchha: “ Arrey Itni Der Se Call Recieve Kyu Nahi Ki? ” Girl-Friend Ne Sharmate Hue Jawab Diya: “ Wo Main….. Wo Main, Ringtone Par Naach Rahi Thi “