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Ek bndha apne andhe dost ko kothe pr leke jata hai wo dono sex krte rhte h ki utne me hi police ki red pdti hai sb log bhag jate h andha pkda jata h andha khta h sale kis bhnchod ne mere lnd me pudi dal di . एक ताऊ डॉक्टर के पास गया.!! . . ताऊ : साब बुखार आई री है.!! . . डॉक्टर ने चेक किया और दवाइयां लिखने लगा.!! . . ताऊ बोला, ‘डॉक्टर साब कड़वी दवा मत लिखजो.!!' . . डॉक्टर ताऊ घूर-घूर कर देखने लगा और फिर दवाइयां लिखने लगा.!! . . ताऊ फिर बोला, ‘में के रिया हूं डॉक्टर साब कड़वी दवा मत लिखजो...!!' . . . डॉक्टर को गुस्सा आ गया और वह बोला, ‘तो कई जलेबी और समोसा लिख दूं के मीठी चटनी के साथ।

Read daily most funny Indian faadu, adult, naughty online jokes. A guy from Pakistan replied, "India mei to rapes hote hain" to one of my post. I said, "Sahi baat hai, aaj tumhara hogaya" एक लडका गणित में कमजोर एक खूबसूरत लड़की को पढ़ा रहा था, उसने लडकी को KISS किया और फिर दूसरा KISS किया और बोला- . . इसे कहते है ‘जोड़’… . . फिर लङकी ने लड़के को KISS किया और बोली- इसे कहते है ‘घटाना’ . . . फिर दोनो ने एक दूसरे को KISS किया और बोली इसको कहते है ‘गुणा’ . . इतने मेँ लड़की का का बाप आया और ये सब देखकर लड़के को पीटने लगता है और बोलता है- . . हरामखोर…….इसे कहते हैं “भाग”….. !

Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy. I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke. I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic.. I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience… Ladies, place your heart in the hands of God & he will place it in the hands of a man who he believes deserves it. They say real girls ain’t never perfect, perfect girls ain’t never real.

1 Dost ne dusre dost se dosti khatam kardi.. . 2nd Dost udaas nahi tha.. kisine wajah poochi k tum udaas Q nahi ho.. ?? . To 2nd dost ne kaha k Maineusey khoya jis ne kabhi mujhe nahi chaha.. . . Lekin Uss ne Usey khoya jis ne usey har waqt chaha..:(( RESPECT YOUR FRIENDS..:(( REAL LOVE: Garmi mein boy ne jab Pasina GF ke duptte sepocha to wo boli:"Dupatta Ganda na karo, . . . . . . Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchalse poncha to Maa boli:"Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu... :)) Hit Like If You Love Your Mother...♥ Tuta Hua Phul Khushbu De Jata H, Bita Hua Pal Yaade De Jata H, Har Shakhs Ka Apna Andaz Hota H, Koi zindgi mein pyaar.... To Koi pyar M zindgi De Jata Hai. gud nun frenz 

Funny jokes in hindi on girl and boy - Ye Pyar kya hota hai..? Ladki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai ? Ladka: pyar ka rishta do insano me wohi, hota hai, jo cement or rait k darmiyaan pani ka hota hai, farz karo Ladka = cement Ladki = rait Love = pani ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong, nahi honge, lekin agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye, to koi in ko Judaa nahi kar sakta... Ladki (hans ke): ghade tu shakal se hi mazdoor lagta hai..

I like read hindi dirty adult jokes. a huge collection of naughty hindi jokes and faadu version jokes. One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they’re both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, “Hey. How about if we go back to your place for the night, no strings attached. It’ll just be one night of fun.” The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she’s about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they go at it for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, “You’re a surgeon, aren’t you?” “Yeah, how did you know?” The man says, “I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started.” “Oh, that makes sense”, says the woman. ” You’re an anesthesiologist, aren’t you?” “Yeah”, says the man , a bit surprised. “Ho...

Faadu Hindi Jokes On Toilet songs: In case of loose motion: “ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk” In case of Kabz: “na tu ay gee na hee chain ay ga” In case of Gas Trouble: “hawa hawa aae hawa khusbho luta dai” After coming out of toilet: “juda hokay bhee tu mujh may kaheen baki hai” Teacher Student Faadu Hindi Jokes Teacher:Sab se zyada nasha kis cheez mei hota hai? Student-padhai mei. Teacher:Wo kaise? Student:Sir,Kitaben kholte hi neend ajati hai. 

Boy: Tumhai main zyada pasand hu ya toilet? Girl: Kya stupid question hai ye? Boy: Nahi janu batao na? Girl: Ofcourse tum hi ab batao kyu pucha? Boy: Toilet k liye to tum foran chaddi utar deti ho, magar mujhe bahut minnate karni parti hai kyu? Wah ustad wah, kya kutta dimagh paya hai. Do Ladkiyaan Train Mein Safar Kar Rahi Thi, Ek Ladki Ne Time Pass Ke Liye Dusri Se Puchha Ladki: “Tujhe Kaisa Pati Chahiye?” Dusri: “Mujhe Crorepati Chahiye” Pahli: “Crorepati Na Mile To?” Dusri: “50 Lakh Ke 2 Pati Chalenge” Pahli: “50 Lakh Ke Na Mile To?” Dusri: “25 Lakh Ke 4 Pati Bhi Chalenge” Uppar Birth Pe Lete Hue Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola. Santa: “Jab Ye 1000 Rupaye Pe Aaye To Mujhe Bata Dena“

AAj Papa ke Jawab se Dil Khush ho Gya TeaCher - Apka Beta Padhta Nai hai , Ghar pe Mehnat Karwao . Dad- Ghar Pe PadheGa to Fb KoN cHalayega? ? DusRi BAat agar Ye Ghar M Padhta To Ham isko School Kyu Bhejte , Ghar m Na Padhate ? ? TeEsRi BAat Agar Ghar M padhega to SchoOL M FB ALLOW hai Kya'? ?

I met my friend Richa , a smart lawyer, at the post office. She was posting about 4 dozen cards. I asked her what was the occasion? She said that these were Valentine cards and signed as “Guess Who” and sent to all the married men in and around her society. She said that last year she had posted about 2 dozen and was lucky to have about 4 divorce cases. So this time she wanted to increase her business. : कुछ नया करो business मिलेगा॥।???????????????????????????????? New Funny Hindi Jokes On Women will be women A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up ?” God said, “No, you have another 34 years to live.” Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital & have a face-lift surgery, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color Finally she was released from the hospital. While crossing the road on her way home, she ...

Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum??. . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun . Santa :- Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai 

Read most adult jokes and funny messages in Hindi. People under 18 should negate it. Jokes: 01 Tantrik to santa: Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai . . Santa: Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri biwi ke baare me kuchh kaha to... Jokes: 02 and guy and his girlfriend are fucking when she cries out "uggghhhh, the pain is excruciating!!!" he replies "excruciating? that's a pretty big word for an 8 year old" why did the toddler drop the lolipop? because it got hit by a truck what's better than fucking an 8 year girl? turning off the lights and pretending it's an 8 year old boy

GIRL- My janu, My baby, Mera Baccha, My sweetu, My golu.. kya tum mujhse shadi karoge? . Bol mela baby . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BOY- Arre kamini, propose kar rahi hai ya goad le rahi hai? 

(Boy & Girl On Date) . . Girl:- Kya shadi K Baad Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner Pe Aya Karenge..?? . . . . . Boy:- Haa sweet heart, Agar Tumhare Husband Ko Koi Aitraz Na Hua to..!! Read more>>>> 18+ Jokes For Adult Faadu Version Jokes

Some special adult funny jokes and share messages collection. Enjoy more Hindi faadu jokes, non veg jokes and family drama jokes. Today I went to toilet without my phone.   There are total 178 tiles in the bathroom Lady : When I was unmarried, I had 6 abortions. Now I am married, but can't get pregnant. Dr : U r a "Wild Bird" you can't breed in a ZOO Some random jokes Log Aksar Mujh Se Puchte Hain Tum Sote Kiun Nahe.? Muskra Kar Kehta Hun Jin k Khuwaab Toot Jaien Unko Neend Kahan Aati Hai...!! Teacher : What Is N0un?? Student : Arz Karta Hoon… … kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King… Wah Wah… Kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King… Noun Is A Name Of Any Person Place Or Thing!!

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''   Some Short English One Liner Jokes A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says ''I'll serve you, but don't start anything'' Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.       A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?'' A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''     The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said ''Did you get my dr...

Read daily most faadu and dirty Hindi jokes and share with your dost on whatsapp. Jokes On Sardar Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia.. Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai: Dirty Shayari Jokes Arz kiya hai . . . Cycle chalao aisi jiska pichla paiya na ho . . wah wah cycle chalao aisi jiska pichla paiya na ho or ladki patao aisi jiska koi bhaiya na ho South Indian Dirty Joke Two South Indian men get on a bus. As it is not possible in India not to talk to the next person in the bus, these guys also sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Then I come. Then two asses come together and I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then finally I c...