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Wife Ko Yakeen Tha Ki Husband Ka Naukarani Ke Sath Nazayaz Talukaat Hai Ek Din Usne Naukrani Ko Chupke Se Chhutti Pe Bhej Diya, Raat Ko Pati Toilet Gaya To Wife Chup-Chap Naukarani Ke Bed Pe Let Gayi, Aur Light Band Kar Di, Pati Khamoshi Se Kamre Mein Aaya Aue Se*x Karne Lag Gaya. Se*x Ke Baad Biwi Chillate Hue Boli: “Tum Mujhe Yahaan Dekh Ke Chonk Gaye Na” Aur Ye Bolkar Light On Kar Di. Driver Bed Se Uchalte Hue Hairani Se Bola: “Arey, Madam Aap Yahaan” Moral: Jo Aurat Jyada Smart Banti Hai Aise Hi Chud*ati Hai..

Get this month top most funny and dirty hindi online jokes collected from faceboo, whatsapp and others socials network. Dirty Jokes - 01 Sexy voice of a female customer care executive: "Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen; English ke Liye Do Dabayen." Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai! Dirty Jokes - 02 Santa Ki Wife Tours & Travels Magazine Padhte Hue Boli. Wife: “Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye Greece Try Karen” Santa: “Kyo? Sarson Ke Tel Mein Kya Kharabi Hai“ Dirty Jokes - 03 A child on juice corner- Papaji koi aisi Machine nahi hai Jisme Juice dalo to Fal nikle? Father- Hai, Teri Mummy. Usme maine Juice dala to Tu nikal aaya..!!.. Dirty Jokes - 04 Hathi bola Chiti se: Puri Dharti par mere jitna saktiman aur budhdhiman prani koi nahi. . . Chiti (Apni chaddi utari): Le bhosdi k to meri GAND Maar k Bata... Dirty Jokes - 05 अध्यापक : Internet पे जो अश्लीलता है आप उसे किस तरह से देखते हैं..?... . . . . . . . . . .छात्र : जी full ...

UNKNOWN CALL- HE:"Do u hv a bf?" SHE:"Yes! Who r u?" HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!" ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL- HE"Do u hv a bf?" SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?" HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!" SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!" HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!"

A Police Man Saw Santa Fucked A Girl In The Car, Policeman: “Kyon Santa Gi Akele-Akele Mera Number Kab Aayega?” Santa: “Bas, Ladki Ke Baad“

Ek admi ko Heart ki bimari thi Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di. Uski biwi hamesha uska khayal rakhne lagi. Wo admi bhi bahot sawadhani rakhne laga..samay pe khana, pina, sona, uthna, doctor Ki batai exercise karna, khane mein namak bilkul na lena, regular aur samay pe dawayi lena par achanak ek din subah wo admi bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua mila. Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke baad aisa kaise ho gaya? Postmartam ki report aayi to pataa chala.. Uske toothpaste mein'namak'tha. kya aapake toothpaste mein namak hai?

Santa gaya movie dekhne holl ke samne pahucha .dekha ki bahubali movie ka treler chal raha tha usme pravash bolta h ki. Mai in logo se anjan hu,in logo ko mai janta hi nhi .a log mujhe bhagvan maan rahe h.'Mai hu koun,' .to a sun kar santa bolta h ki are pagle tereko khud nhi pata h ki tu koun h."Pagla hai tu." a baat sun kar waha pe khade public santa ka haal behal kar deta.fir santa bolta rehta h pagla hu mai.

Bahubali dekhne ka time nahi Hai Isliye 'Baajuwaali' dekh raha hu... 'Baajuwaali' bhi mast hai.

Bahubali dekhne ka time nahi Hai Isliye 'Baajuwaali' dekh raha hu... 'Baajuwaali' bhi mast hai.

Get daily most funny Hindi online jokes for making a messages on whatsapp. share this jokes with group messages. गुरूजी:बताओ सबसे भारी क्या है? पप्पू: लंड गुरूजी: कैसे? पप्पू: एक बार पानी छुट गया तो क्रेन लगाकर भी नहीं उठा सकते😝😝😝😝 गुरूजी बैहौश😓😓😓 होश में आने के बाद गुरूजी ने पूछा सबसे हल्का क्या? पप्पू: लंड गुरूजी: कैसे? पप्पू: हाथ नहीं लगाओ तो भी उठ जाता है। गुरूजी का देहावसान पप्पू गुरूजी की अंतिम क्रिया में गया हुआ ह😂😂😂

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Santa TRAIN me chadne laga akashwani hui: "Isme mat chad Yae patri se utar jayegi" PLANE me chadne laga aawaj aayi "Ye crash ho jayega" BUS me aawaj aayi "Ye khai me gir jayegi" Santa gusse se-"Kaun hai?" Aawaz-"GOD " Santa-"Shadi k waqt GHODI chad raha tha, Tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya?:("...

Ek Aurat Ki Teen Ladkiya ThhiAur Teeno Ki Ek Hi Din Shadi Hui. Maa Ne Ladkiyo Ko Kaha Ki Tum Mujhe SMS Kar Dena Ki Kahan Ho Aur Honeymoon Kesa Chal Raha Hai. Kuch Din Baad Pehli Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “Nescafe” Maa Ko Samajh Na Aya Ki Iska Kya Matlab Hai.. Sham KoVo Tv Dekh Rahi Thi To Uspar Ad Aa Rahi Thhi. Nescafe – Good Till The Last Drop. Maa Khush Ho Gayi Doosri Beti Ka SMS Aya: “Benson &Hedges” Maa Ne Fir Tv Dekha Usmein Iska Slogan Tha: “King Size , Extra Long.” Teesri Ladki Ka SMS Aya: “British Airways” Maa Confuse Hui Par Fir Usne Tv Mein Ad Dekhi: “3 Times Daily, 7 Days A Week, Both Ways.” Bechari Maa Sharam Se Paani Paani Ho Gayi

Get latest most funny Hindi jokes for making a nice whatsapp group messages. Faadu Jokes On Whats self insult .. An angry boss- Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai .. Employee(sar jhuka ke)-Nahi sar! Oss-Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot.. Meri taraf Dekho.. Husband Wife Faadu Jokes Faadu Sardarji Whatsapp Messages Sardar wounded in an accident goes to a doc Dr:Stitches lagana padenge Sarder:Kitne paise .. Dr- 3000 Rs Sardar:Sir stiches lagwana hai, embroidery nahi karwani Boyfriend Girlfriend Dirty Hindi Jokes GF- Main kisi aur se shaadi kr rahi hu Bf- Na tere aane ki khushi, Na tere jane ka gum…. Ja Dusri pata lenge hum, Kyuki jisme hai dum wo hai BAJIRAO SINGHAM…..

Facts about GIRL Read It U Will Surely Smile Seven complicated facts about GIRL 1. They believe in saving.. 2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes.. 3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.. 4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.. 5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.. 6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.. 7. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complemented. Extreamly complicated...

Ladka : jaaneman is dil me chali aao Ladki : chapal nikalu kya? Ladka : pagli, ye koi mandir nahi hai, aise hi aa jao.

Kaviyatri ki suhag raat ke baad uski saheli ne pucha-Kaisi rahi suhagraat? Woh boli- "Aaye the wo der se, Dil jala diya, Pehle kiye Darwaza band, Fir deepak bhuja diya. Pehle dabane lage boob tatolkar, Fir khelne lage chaddi khol kar. Ek jung aisi chidi palang par, Gole wali toph rakh di surang par, Mila sirf 9 minute ka maja, Ab bhogni hai 9 mahine ki saja, 9 mahine baad aisa hoga vispot, Jo ban jayega Bharat ke liye 1 aur vote...

A Funny Whatsapp Indian Text Messages Idea. Dangerous Dosti... Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: "Where were you?" Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha..." Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, yahin par tha..." 2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai..." 3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya?" 1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua...!!!"

Ek boy ne apni girlfrnd se gift manga.. Girlfrid ne Choot Ka ek baal de dia.. Ladka wo baal Le kr sunaar k pas gya or kaha:Ye chaandi k box me saja k do.. sunaar ne 2 din ka time dia.. 2 din baad jb Ladka Lene aya to sunaar ne pucha: Ye kisi Bde Sadhu-Sant ka baal hai..? Ladka:Ye sant ka nhi meri girlFrnd ki Choot ka baal hai.. Sunaar:Behn ke Lodey pehle Q nhi btaya.. hum sb ghar walo ne 3-3 bar dho k piya hai.

Movie titles related to engg students: exams – socha na tha, classes – kabhi kabhi, question papers – na tum jano na hum, copying – yaarana, maths2 – asambhav, maths1 – mission impossible, environmental sciences – pyaar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester – kuch to hai, 2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction – kal ho na ho, 1st class – raju bangaya gentleman, 2nd class – dil mange more fail – phir milenge

बीवी :- सुनते हो, शक्कर खत्म हो गई है. दुकान से ले आओ. पति :- जानू पर तुम्हारा दुध इतना मीठा है फिर शक्कर क्यों ? बीवी :- नमक भी खत्म हो गया है सब्जी मे मूत दू क्या? एक बार दो छिछोरी लडकियाँ काँलेज जा रही थी बिच मे एक प्रेग्नंट औरत को देख पहली बोली "मकान तैयार हो गया लगता है" दूसरी बोली "अंदर लोग भी रहने लग गये लगता है" यह सुनकर प्रेग्नंट औरत बोली "ठेकेदार खाली बेठा है भेजू क्या मकान बनाने ? "

Get latest the most funny jokes, faadu messages, stories and funny picture collection. Rocky Has Broken His Leg And His Friend Bob Comes Over To See Him. Bob: “How Are You Doing?” Rocky: “Fine, Hey, Do Me A Favor Go Upstairs & Get Me My Slippers, My Feet Are Freezing” Bob Goes Upstairs & Sees Rocky’s Hot Twin Sisters Laying On The Bed. Bob: “Your Brother Sent Me Up To Have Sex With You Girls” Twins: “Prove It” Bob (Shouting): “Hey Rocky, Both Of Them?” Rocky (Shouting Back): “Of Course, What’s The Point Of Fucking One“😷😷 😂😂😂😜😝😝😂 read the worst jokes on sunny leone .

Pappu Dabang dekh kar aaya.. . School mein sir:" Pappu tumhare sare answer galat hein marks de tokahan den..?? . . Pappu:" Kamaal Karte Ho Master Ji.. Marks Hi To Mang Rahe Hain, Chup Chap De Do Warna Thappar Maar Ke Bhi Le Sakte Hain.. . . Sir:" Badtameez.. :@ . . Pappu:" Badtameez Se Yaad Aaya, Aap Ke Papa Kaise Hai.. ?? . . Sir:" Nikal ja meri class se.. . . Pappu:" Chup Chap Se Marks De Do Warna Answer Sheet Me Itne Chhed Karenge Ki Confuse Ho Jaoge Ke Marks Kahan Den Aur Zeero Kaha Den..:@ Pappu Rock... Teacher ­Shock

LADY murge wale se: Koi achchha murga dikhao ? Murge wale ne Murga dikhaya LADY (Uske niche haath laga k): YeKarachi ka hai. Koi aur dikhao ? 2nd murge k b niche haath laga k: Ye to Faisalabad ka hai ! 3rd murge k b niche haath laga k: Yes, ye Afganistan ka hai. De do. Paise dene k baad Lady: Tum kaha k ho ? MURGE WALA (Sharmate hue): Ab main kya batau. Aap khud hi check kar lo !!

Girl : mujme aisa kya dekha ki beech bazar propose kar diya ☺😊 Boy : Jis tarah tu kulfi chus rahi thi.. Bas apna dil agaya लड़का मेरिज ब्यूरो फोन करके... मेरे हाथ-पैर नही तो मेरी शादी हो सकती है? लेडी: हाँ पर आपका वो तो है ना? लड़का: हाँ उसी से नंबर डायल किया एक लड़का अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को लेकर महँगी ज्वैलरी शॉप पे गया , , , लड़का – एक अच्छी सी अँगूठी दिखाओ , , , दुकानदार – ये लो , ये सब 10 -15 हजार की कीमत की हैं , , , लड़का – नहीं कुछ और स्पेशल दिखाओ , , , दुकानदार – ये लो , ये 2 लाख की है , , , लड़का – ये तो बहुत अच्छी है , , , , लड़की – वाओ , डार्लिंग तुम कितने अच्छे हो , , , लड़का – ये लो दो लाख का चेक , , , , दुकानदार – सर चेक से पैसे दोगे तो अँगूठी 2 दिन बाद मिलेगी , जब हमारे अकाउंट में पैसे आ जायेंगे , , , , , लड़का -ठीक है , , , 2 दिन बाद , , दुकानदार – ये पकड़ अपना चेक , तेरे खाते में पैसे है ही नहीं , और 100 रुपये दे बैंक वालों ने जुर्माना लगाया है , , , लड़के ने हँसते हुए 100 रुपये दे दिए , , , दुकानदार – 1...

Girlfriend :"Last night I had a dream of you." Boyfriend (got excited):"Maine ­ kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke" Girlfriend replied :"We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fel in the river. Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone." Boyfriend (with luv):"I was searching for you, na ? Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting, .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the"

Wife: sunoji circus dekhne chale??? Husband : No......... I m busy Wife : Usme ek ladki ne, bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai..!!! Husband : bahut ziddi ho gayi ho....Har baat zidd karke manvati ho.. Chalo bahut din hue sher nahin dekha....!!! Iske Aage ki kahaani.. Husband & wife phir circus dekhne gaye. husband ne sabse aage wali seat ki ticket bhi le li.. Lion show aaya aur chala gaya par bina kapadon ki ladki nahi aayi...Circus show khatam ho gaya.. Husband : Tumne toh kaha tha ki ek ladki bina kapdon ke aayegi? Wife : Bina kapdo ke toh sher kaha tha, ladki nahi......

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Santa was caught by police. Police: How did you kill 20 people? Santa: Main gaadi tez chala raha tha par jab maine brake lagaya, toh pata laga ki brake fail ho gaya hain. Phir main ne samne dekha toh ek taraf 2 aadmi ja rahe the aur dusri taraf 1 barat ja rahi thi. Ab tum batao main gaadi kidhar modta? Police: Of course, jis taraf 2 admi the. Nuksaan kam hota. Santa: Exactly. Maine bhi yahi socha tha par woh 2 aadmi meri gaadi dekh kar barat me ghus gaye..!!

Ladka Ladki se pen mangta hai Ladka- Pen hai?? Ladki- nahi hai.. Ladka- Pen hai pen? Ladki- nahi hai.. aur ab fir se pucha na to HATHODE se tera sar fod dungi.. Ladka thodi time shant ho jata hai.. 2 min bad.. Ladka- HATHODA hai?? Ladki- nahi hai.. Ladka- to acha hai.. to Pen hai Pen??? Ladka Ladki on fire