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Suhagrat k baad pati ne Patni se pucha - 'kal Raat kaisa laga?' Tab patni boli - '5% sharam aayi, 5% Dard hua, 10% maza aur 80% purani yaade taaza hua...!' Sardar- Jaldi Se Panty Nikalo, Aaj Sex ka Mood Hai. NAUKRANI- Maine Aaj Panty Nahi Pehni? Sardar-Poore Mood ki maa chod di, Kal Pahen k Aana, Kal Karenge..!

"5 Inches" A Girl Having An Affair With A One Legged Man And Finally Got Marries With Him One Day She Wrote A Letter To Her Mother: ‘My Husband Only Has One Foot‘. Her Mother Replied: ‘You Are Lucky Baby, Your Father Has Only 5 Inches‘

Girl :- Aaj bahot garmi hai mann kar raha hai fan ke niche leti rahu .... Boy :- Tera sabse bada fan toh me hi hu ...😎 **Blocked** tongue emoticon tongue emoticon from our Fan : ==== Sali Apne Jija Se Boli: “Jiju Meri Frock Ke Niche Dekhein Kitni Pyari Panty Hai” Jija Ne Jhuk Ke Dekha Aur Shock Se Bola: “Oh Shit, Pehley Panty Pehan To Lo” Sali: “Ha ha Ha April Fool, Jiju“.!!

Most Funny whatsapp picture and Hindi online faadu jokes for Your friend. Wife- Suno, aaj mujhe seene mein dard utha! Hus- Toh Doctor ko dikhaya? Wife- Haan Dikhaya Hus- Kya Bola ? Wife- Bola... Wowwww.. !!!!

Get the latest most naughty Faadu Hindi jokes for your whatsapp friend. This time some jokes on Hindi font. पहले दिन बेटा: पापा आपको मेरे स्कूल बुलाया है! बाप: क्या हुआ? बेटा: गणित के मास्टर ने पुछा 7*9 कितने? मैंने बोला 63! बाप: तो? बेटा: तब उसने पुछा 9*7 कितने? बाप: तो चुतिया इसमें क्या अंतर है? बेटा: बिलकुल मैंने भी अैसे ही पुछा! 😟 -------- दूसरे दिन -------- बेटा: पापा आप मेरे स्कूल गए? बाप: नहीं! बेटा: ठीक है, मेरे Zym मास्टर भी आपसे मिलना चाहते हैं! बाप: अब क्या हुआ? बेटा: उसने मुझे पहले कहा अपना दायाँ हाथ उठाओ, फिर कहा बायाँ हाथ उठाओ, फिर दायाँ पैर, फिर बायाँ पैर! बाप: तो अब क्या तु अपने लौडे पर खडा होगा? बेटा: बिलकुल मैंने भी यही कहा! 😟😟😧😧 --------- तीसरा दिन --------- बेटा: पापा आप स्कूल गए के नहीं! बाप: नहीं गया क्युँ? बेटा: मुझे स्कूल से निकाल दिया! बाप: अब क्या कह दिया तूने? बेटा: मुझे प्रिंसीपल ने बुलाया! मैंने अंदर जाकर देखा, वहाँ गणित के मास्टर, जिम के मास्टर और हमारी डाँस की मास्टरनी बैठी थीं! बाप: डाँस की मास्टरनी क्या वहाँ माँ चुद...

Ek Aurat Ka Swimming Pool Ke Ander Se Apne Instructor Ko Kahte Suna Gaya Ek Dialogue “ Kya Mein Sach Mein Doob Jaaongi Agar Tum Apni Ungli meri gaand se Bahar Nikaal Do Ge ? “ Very HORNY Wife Husband ka penis Chum k boli Mere Laal Mera Sona mera babu mera Baccha or bada ho Ja na Husband- Bhenchod isko Chut me Dalna hai ya School mein

Salim Aur Anarkali Ke Pyar Ka Kissa Bada Mashoor Hai, Ek Bar Dono Apas Mein Bat Kar Rahe Thhe. Salim: “Jaaneman Tere Kadmo Mein Rakh Dunga Saara Khazana” Anarkali Ko Sex Ki Iccha Sata Rahi Thhi, Sunke Boli. Anarkali: “Maa Chudane Gaya Tera Khazana, Andar Daal Aur Chal Shuru Kar Dabaana.“ BAR vs BRA Both have the Same letters. :-ss Both r Drinking Zones.. Both have restricted timing for opening & closing. ]*[ More importantly both makes men crazy when Open..

Phone Rings Tring Tring. -- Boy:Hello atif hy ? Girl:Nai hy. Boy:Mujh sy Shadi Kr Lo Ho Jaye Ga. HaHaHa Kurri v Dramy Baz c. Kya Shadi K Bina Nai Ho Sakta? Boy:Ho To Sakta hy Par Main Nai Chahta K Wo Harami Ho. Girl:Par Main Chahti Hun K Wo Tum Py Hi Jaye. Boy:Heeein? Girl:Aaho Haram deya

Fauji's wife daily sends her nude photo with both legs wide open ... "Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!" Fauji: Wo to theek hai, par photo kaun kheench raha hai?

Savita Babhi Aur Uski Ek Saheli Aapas Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Saheli: “Savita Yaar, Tu Niche Ki Shave Kab Kab Karti Hai?” Savita: “Yaar, Mere Ko Karne Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi Padti” Saheli Hairan Hoke: “Kyu?” Savita: “Mera Pati Baat Hi Esi Karta Hai Ki Sari Jhante Jal Jaati Hai“

Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: “ Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai? ” Pappu: “ Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se ” Teacher: “ Wo Kaisi ” Pappu: “ Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“ ====== Taar pr kapde sukhte dekh tau ne pucha Ye kaaala kapda ke se Tai boli ye bahu ki chaddi se Tau:,kabi pehne nhi dekha bahu ko ===== Suhag Raat Pe Dulhe Ne Dulhan Ki Ankh Ko Chuma Dulhan - Ye Kya Dulha - Ankh Zindgi Ki Kitab Hai Dulhan - Niche Library Me Aag Lagi Hae, Tu Kitaab Me Ghusa Hai .

Nurse - aapke judwa bete hue hai Santa- yeh toh hona hi tha, program hi ese dekhti thi. Indian Idol 2, Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya? Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

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Suhagraat Pe Ladka Biwi Ko Sirf Kiss Kar Ke So Gaya. Subah Maa Boli: Bahu, Mandir Jaane se Pehle Naha Lo... Bahu, Gusse Mein: Sirf Brush Kar Leti Hun Maaji, Baaki Sab Fresh Hai.

100 metre ki race ho rahi thi... Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'... Everybody started running except Alia bhatt. Referee - y r u not running...? Alia - My number is 4 ���������� ----------------------------- SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai.... Alia bhat: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye.... ���������� ----------------------------- Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied.. FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died) AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died) ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)�� ������������

Beta Bhagta Hua Ghar Aya Aur Apni Maa Ko Bola “ Maa Jaldi Se Kahin Chupp Jao ” Maa: “Kyu Beta, Kya Ho Gaya? ” Beta: “Daddy Ne Mujhe Cigratte Peete Dekh Liya Hai Aur Bola Hai Ghar Chal Teri Maa Chodta Hoon

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Narad Ko Aa Gaya Kanya Pe Krodh, Usne Lena Chaha Kanya Se Pratishod, Aur Usne Dia Kanya Ko Pakad Ke Chod, Kanya Ne Kia Narad Ka Bada Virodh, Boli Madarchod Chod Dia Bina Nirodh.

Raam Laal : Thakur Sahab Gabbar Ne Bahu Ki Ijjat Luut Li Hai Thakur: Tou ? ? ? Raam Laal : Bahu Pooch Rahi Hai Gabbar Se Badla Lena Hai Ya Payment. . .

1 Ladka Gutter Me Gir Gaya... Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaz Aayi Surf Excel Hena 'Daag Ache Hai' Boy-Teri Maa Ka Bhosdaaa Daag Itne Ache Hai To Niche Whisper Q Lagati Hai

Ultimate Accident. Doctar:- Lips Kaise Fate?. Ladki:- Kiss Kar Rahi Thi Ki Kisi Ne Darwaza Knock Kiya Or Us Kamine Ne Ghabra K... Zip Band Kar Li..

A Criminal Broke Into Bed Room ,Tied Up Husband & Wife , Kissed Wife's Ear & Went 2 Bathroom.. Husband: Satisfy Him Or He Will Kill Us ,Be Strong I LOVE YOU. Wife: He Did't Kiss Me , He Whispered In My Ear That He's Gay ,Needs Vaseline I Told Him Its In The Bathroom . So Be Strong I Love U Too

Son : Mummy aap papa ke upar baith kar jump Q karti ho? Mom :papa mote ho gayen hain na.... Unke pet ki hawa nikalti hoon. Son : Kya fayda, kaamwali aunty papa ki pant utarkar muh lagakar phir se hawa bhar deti hai.