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The most funny jokes which can be use an very naughty insulting whatsapp messages. Super hit insult.. Wife: Agar dunia sirf 30 mint main khatam ho rahi ho tu tum kia chaho gay? Husband: Off course Sex Or baki k 29 Minutes? Naughty insulting whatsapp messages idea English Message: Super Hit Insult Wife: If a world is about to end in 30 mints what will you do? Husband: Off course sex Wife: Or 29 remaining minutes?

Teacher to student: Aap bary ho ya aap k papa? Student: Mein Teacher: Wo Kaise? Student: Mene mama k pass sona chor dia hai, Papa abhi tak sotay hain..

Toilet songs: In case of loose motion: “ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk” In case of Kabz: “na tu ay gee na hee chain ay ga” In case of Gas Trouble: “hawa hawa aae hawa khusbho luta dai” After coming out of toilet: “juda hokay bhee tu mujh may kaheen baki hai”

What women think of sex: at age 8 - ignore it at age 18 - experience it at age 28 - love it at age 38 - ask for it at age 48 - beg for it at age 58 - pay for it at age 68 - pray for it at age 78 - forget it! A girls want to know how to cook: dirty clean jokes

Adult Funny Jokes Medical science proved k Kapre tight pehn’ney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hy. But Larkiyo k kapre jitne tight hon. Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hy. Adult Funny Whatsapp Messages Advise to all the girls…. Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies… And.. Do not play with smart boys u may get babies..

Height of positive attitude: Girl Friend: Mera Rishta aaya hy aur shadi hone wali hy. Boy Friend: That’s Good, Phir to hum Condom k Bagher sex ker sken ge. Best Funny Hindi Online Jokes

Get the most funny Hindi Jokes and find a Comic Whatsapp Messages. Girl to boy: Shaadi k liye konsi date rakhien? Boy: 22 December Girl: Koi khaas wajah? Boy: haan, Saal ki sabse lambi raat isi date ko hoti hai..

Santa raat ko sharab k nashe main Ghar aya: Us ne apni BV ko Banta K sath sex karte dekh lya Aftr much thinking Santa bola “Oh sorry main Samjha mera ghar hy” Hindi Adult Jokes On Santa Santa: Mere BV Zero meter hai. Banta: Tujhe kese pta? Santa: Shadi se pehle 4 logo ne check kr k muje Batya tha.

The India journey was worse ever in my life. Huge people surprise me sometime. when i walking i found so many time some funny picture along side with me. here i show you the all time best indian funny people, place and cultural funny picture.

Those conversations Boy: Hey babe, I have holiday for the next two days, which means for these two days I am all yours. Girl: I thought you're mine for the rest of your life. What do you mean two days? Boy: Oh well, actually I am yours even after I leave this world and even after your last breath cos though we would lose our existence but our souls will still be together Girl: Aww, I love you so much!

Badi mehnat se................ . . . . . . kitne pages se dhundh k ache jokes ki chori karni padti aap logo ko hasane k liye par . ... .... . . . . fir bhi aap log Like hi nahi karetein Hit like if u have respect for admin's feelings ye post bhi chura kar laya hun Hindi Funny Jokes Messages On Whatsapp

Ladka: Rup tera ankho ko bha gya, Tere husn ka nsha dil pe chha gya. Ladki: teri tarif me kya kahu Bhosdi k tere is pyark karan, Meri bra ka size 28 se 34 Pe Aa gya... Adult Funny Hindi Jokes

Read The Best Santa Banta Hindi Online Jokes. Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. . . . . . . . . . . . Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...

Get the latest comic online jokes. A jokes on Engineer. Engineer, walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man, ”Please give me half double chicken tandoori and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, bcoz when I eat, I want everyone to eat!” Bar man processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else their meals. When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted for another order, ”Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, bcoz when I drink, I want everybody to drink!” Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying Engineer is “The Man”. When Engineer finished his drink he shouted again: “Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill, bcoz when I pay for my meals and drinks, I want everyone else to pay for theirs!”. . . Moral : "You Can't Even Dream About Engineer What They Think "

Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

An Indian girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain.. .. She can't speak Spanish.. .. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & show her thighs to enable the seller understand her... .. This went on for sometime.. One day she wanted to buy banana.. .. She took her husband to the shop.. (Hey , stupids don't laugh.. Read fully) Know Why ?? . . Because her husband can speak Spanish and could ask for Banana in spanish... Indian Funny Women On A Dirty Jokes

Ek ladki ke t-shirt pe likha hota hai Amul- The taste of India Usse dkh ke ek ladka apne pant pe likhta hai . . . . Tedha hai par mera hai... Hindi Flirt Jokes On Boy and Girl

Gabbar: Thakur ye mobile hum ko de de!! Thakur: Dekh yaar hath-pair ka mazak thik hai, Mobile se mazak nahi.. Facebook chalu hai aur basanti online hai... Kapil On Comedy Night Make A Jokes

Kisi ne mujse pucha: Tum busy hote hue bhi subko Msg krne k liye time kaise nikal lete Ho? I replied: Rishto ko 'value' dena sikho 'Waqt' apne aap mil jayega. Golden Words " Hamesha Haste Rahiye... Ek Din jindagi Bhi Aapko Pareshaan Karte Karte Thak Jayegi .. What is breakup, a funny hindi jokes

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain Superb Funny Whatsapp Adult Hindi Picture Messages

Dad: "Beta maine Tere liye Ladki Dekhi Hai. Wo Rupmati Hai Bhagyvati Hai Gunvati Hai Sarswati Hai...!" Son: "Dad me kisi aur se pyaar karta hu aur woh, Garbhavati hai!!" Teacher Student Adult Sexy Hindi Jokes

Aaj Kal k Bachche, Maha Kaminey ho gaye hain.. Teacher : Ek Dafa ki Baat Thi... Jab Badshah Akbar apne Bistar par leta hua tha ki.... . A Boy Interrupts . Boy : Miss, Rahul mera tiffin box khol raha hai.. . Teacher : Rahul, Tujhe ek Thappad Maarungi... Class k Baahar jaao . . Teacher : Bachcho, toh main kaha thi . Sabhi Bachche : " Akbar k Bistar Par... " A funny Hindi Jokes Conversation On Whatsapp

A Sardar Was Caught By Police 4 Killing 20 People In Rash Driving . . Police: How Did U Kill 20 People? . Sardar: Mai Gaadi Tez Chala Raha Tha Par Jab Maine Brake Lagaya, To Pata Chala Ke Brake Fail Ho Gaya Hai, Fir Mai Samne Dekha To 2 Aadmi Ja Rahe Thay & Dusri Taraf 1 Barat Ja Rahi Thi, Ab Batao Mai Gaadi Kidhar Modta? . . . . . Police: Ofcourse, Jis Taraf 2 Aadmi Thay, Nuksaan Kam Hota . . . . . . . . . Sardar: Exactly.. Maine Bhi Yahi Socha Tha Par Wo 2 Aadmi Meri Gaadi Dekh Kar Barat Me Ghus Gaye.

Mandir k pujari ko loose motion ho gaya.. medicine lete samay pujari ne dctr ko poocha "ANY PRECAUTIONS?" Doctor said, "SHANKH zor se mat bajaana".... Thoko!! Thoko!!

Mindblowing ....... 1st yr MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the table with real dead body. The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor. The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body's nose & on drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth & tasted it. Then he told the students to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's nose & tasted it. When everyone finished the professor looked at them & said :The most important 2nd quality is Observation. I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger. Now learn to pay attention All students : shitttt !!!

Height Of Ratta... . . A Man saw a little boy crying he approched him and asked:" whats the Matter..?? . . . . . . . . . . . Boy:" matter is any substance that occupies space n have mass...

There was a flood in a village. One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!" The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!" "No" replied the man. God will save me! The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house. A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help." No, God will save me!" he said Eventually he died by drowning. He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"

Wife - Tum To Kehte The K Shadi K Bad B Mujse Bahut Pyar Kroge. . . . Hsbnd - Muje Kya Pata Tha K Tumari Shadi Mujse Hi HoJyegi.

A Funny Case Of Kiss And A Slap - must read it A Manager, His Assistant, An Old Woman And Her Young Daughter Are Traveling In A Train And During The Course Of Time Get Themselves Introduced To Each Other And Become Temporary Friends... The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets Completely Dark... Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap !!! The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel... The Women And The Assistant Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed... The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap. All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says Anything... The Old Woman Is Thinking : These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls. He Must Have Kissed My Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him... The Young Girl Is Thinking : The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed My Mother Instead And Got Slapped... The Manager Is Thinking : Damn It... My Assistant Must Have Kissed The Young Girl. She Might H...

Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana, . Husband: Yaha to koi Namak nahi hai, . Wife: Mujhe pata tha, Tum to ho hi Andhe, Kaamchor ho, . . . Ek kaam dhang se nahi kr sakte, Bas bahane banaate ho, Zindagi me kuch to kaam karo, . Tumhe nahi milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi, . Husband shocked!

A beautiful girl who was staying in the hotel, puts her finger on hotel manager's lips.. Manager Niraj smiles, kisses n licks each finger one by one!! Girl: U liked it!?!??? Niraj: Oh yeah!!!! Girl: Now go n tell your boss that there is no tissue in the toilet!!!! best way to express customer complaint...

This is the home of funniest Hindi jokes. Essay on duck : I like duck. Duck lives in water. I also drink water. My neighbour uncle drink alcohol. Alcohol is very bad. It was told by Gandhiji. He was a good person. He had one stick. Stick swim in water. Duck also swim in water. Duck take bath in water. Me too take bath in water. I take bath only in 5 mins but duck take bath full day. That is why duck is so white.. I like duck so much bcoz i love drinking milk... Milk is white in colour and blue is my favourite colour.. Holi is festival of colours... Moral of the story :- Facebook is free. Post Anything !! People still read it..!! Coming soon.. An essay on Fish.. X_X =))

Mele me announcment hui... 1bachha mila h Jin ka hai, Aa kar le jaye Pappu bhid se Chillata hua aya Mujhe bhi dikhaoooooo Mujhe bhi dikhaoooooo Jin ka bachha kaisa hota hai....,

Karara Jawaab.. Teacher To Boy:"Ek Taraf Paisa Hai Ek Taraf Dimag Tum Kya Choose Karoge ??? . . . . Boy:"Paisa... . . . Teacher:"Galat Main Hoti To Dimag Leti.. . . . . . . . . . Boy:"Ab Jiske Pass Jo Nahi Hai, Wo Wahi To Lega

Dis is one of best suspense jokes A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. "Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side." Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack ...

Dentist to Kapil - Apka daant nikalna padega . . . . Kapil- kitne paise lagenge? . . . . Dentist- 200 . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kapil- ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa DHEELA kar do nikaal main khud lunga

Sardar to call centre: My internet is not working properly Officer: Ok Double click on "My computer" Sardar: I can't see ur computer Officer: No no click on "My computer" on ur computer Sardar: How can I click on ur computer from my computer? Officer: listen There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on ur computer Ok double click on it Sardar: what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer...? Officer: Double click on ur computer Sardar: On which Icon i've to click Officer: "My Computer":-@ Sardar: Tell me where is ur house. I'll come there and click on ur "My Computer"

Girlfriend:" Hey Boyfriend:" Who's Hey..??, don't ever call me back. Girlfriend:" Sorry! My Love, how are you doing.. ?? Boyfriend:" I'm Fine! And You.. ?? Girlfriend:" I'm fine, but I need something from you.. Boyfriend:" What ?? Girlfriend:" Sweetie please could you SEND me 15k ?? Boyfriend:" 15k for what..?? Girlfriend:" 5k for my clothes, 7k for my hair+nails and 3k for my shoes.. Boyfriend:" Awww sure my love,here.. k, k, k, k, k, k, k, k, k, k, k, k, k, k, k . count it, its complete and take this extra 2k. k, k that's for your perfume..

Girlfriend to me . Gf: jaanu aajkal na tumhe meri yaad hi nahi aati . . . my ans: Jabse fb pe admin bana hu raat ko khaayi hui sabji yaad nhi aati tumhari kya khak yaad aayegi . Yaaro tumhe Entertain krne k liye din raat mehnat karte hai hum, free ka ek like to kiya karo

Santa: Papa, Circus dekhne chalein? Papa: No…… Son, I m busy! Santa: Usme ek ladki ne bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai…. Papa: Bahut ziddi ho gaye ho…. Har baat zidd karke manvate ho…. Chalo bahut din hue sher nahin dekha….!!!!!

Gaanv Ke Sarkari School Mein Bacha Apne Master Ke Liye Ek Doodh Da Dabba Leke Aya Bachha: ? Master Ji Main Aapke Liye Doodh Leke Aya Hun? Master Ne Doodh Piya Aur Khush Hoke Bola Master: ? Bada Sawad Doodh Hai, Kahan Se Leke Aya? ? Bachha: ? Master Ji, Ghar Se, Billi Muh Maar Gayi Thhi Is Layi Le Aya? Master Gusse Se: ? Madherchod Kutte? Aur Itna Kah Ke Dabba Dor Fenk Diya Bachha: ? Behan Ke Lund, Dabba Kyu Fenk Diya, Humne Subha Kheto Mein Latrine Karne Bhi Jana Hota Hai ?

Pappu ne "Live Radio Station" call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ? RJ: ji Haan Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ? R.J: Haan Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..? R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haan Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de...! Main uper chhat par.. Bathroom mein huu aur Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!! :Di