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Students in the class (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_ -) (-_-) (-_-) . . When teacher say tomorrow will be exam (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_ O) (O_O) . . During the exam (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_ ?) (?_?) (?_?) . . When invigilator comes in (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) (?_?) . . In the end of the exam (????) (?????) (?????)

Get the most funny whatsapp message and hindi jokes online. read those jokes and make fum. Santa USA mein tha. 1 building mein aag lag gayi. Santa Fire Brigade se-Tum logo ko Niche fenko main Catch karunga. Pehle 1 Ladka aaya phir ladki phir aadmi phir aurat. Santa ne sab ko pakad liya. Phir 1 negro aaya to Santa ne chhod diya aur bola: Abey salo jo jal gye hai wo to mat fenko…!!

Santa USA mein tha. 1 building mein aag lag gayi. Santa Fire Brigade se-Tum logo ko Niche fenko main Catch karunga. Pehle 1 Ladka aaya phir ladki phir aadmi phir aurat. Santa ne sab ko pakad liya. Phir 1 negro aaya to Santa ne chhod diya aur bola: Abey salo jo jal gye hai wo to mat fenko…!!

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer: Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho? Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko... Farmer : Ghaas... Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu..... Anchor: Inhain baandhte kidher ho? Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Safaid ko..... Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein Anchor: Aur Kale ko? Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein...... Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho? Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko? Anchor: Kale ko...... Farmer : Pani se Anchor: Aur Safaid ko? Farmer : Use bhi pani se. Anchor Ghusse se: Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai tou mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safaid?" Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai....... Anchor: Aur kala?: Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......!

What a Misunderstanding!!! A Boy and a girl chatting on whatsapp...    Girl: Din bhar facebook pe online rehta hai, chutiya hai kya ?    Boy: Tu hogi chutiya... tera baap chutiya, teri maa chutiya... tera pura khandaan chutiyaa... aur fb tere baap ka hai kya..????  Girl (after 3-4 minutes): I was asking about CHUTTIYA (holidays)...vacations.... Blocked....

Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji? . Husband:- Kya? . Wife:- Wo Sharma Ji Ki Beti, . Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi. . Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya? . Wife:- Wo Apna Beta Laaya

Man - 1 Vodka plz. Bar Man - Rs. 5 sir! Man - What! only Rs. 5? Can i also hav 1 plate kebab plz? Bar man - sure sir ... Rs.7 . Man - Wow dat's really cheap!! ...can i meet d owner? Bar man - No sir, He's busy with my GF. Man - what !!! What 's he doing with ur GF?? Bar man - the same thing that i'm doing with his business here.